I know nothing.


how do i compress this down to 5k? I are a nub.

edit: got there. thanks \m/ (..)

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

( nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

Read the FAQ, too.
( Grampa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)

nub nub nub nub nub
You could easily do that, save it as a low quality gif, you only need 2 colours.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)

3 colours
;)
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

Ah, yes, umm....transparency?
*flusters*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)

black, white and red.

( Zak McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)

*concedes*
You are, of course, completely right.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

Great.

Now hand over the jaffa cakes.
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)

But...but....
*sigh*

*hands them over*

You meanie.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)

Aren't black and white technically not colours?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)

Technically
Black is no colour
White is all teh colours.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)

Woo to you!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)

O' level
Physics.

It's amazing my memory works at all - i've drank a 3l box of red wine this afternoon !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)

3l wine / O-level x (memory/n) = good at physics
/a-level physics
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)

Where
n
is ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)

number of ducks within 100 yards of you

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)

None ?
You can't divide a number by zero !
It don't work !
A palindrome of Bolton would be notloB !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)

There's always a duck...
ALWAYS




I'm a qualified brain surgeon
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)

Bloody Hell you're right
There's a whole
Aromatic Crispy Duck
in the freezer !


I'm a 'lectonicks Enguneer.
A Very Pissed One !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:39, archived)

If there are no ducks to divide it between
does it really exist?
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:35, archived)

What ?
My memory ?
What's all this shite in my brane then ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:40, archived)

TECHNICALITY!
TECHNICALITY!

Give her the Jaffas back
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)

YES!
Yay, you rock.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)

...ahem..
*Is peckish*
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)

Such is the crazy world of graphics.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)

technically?
maybe in a non-tech world, but out here, even transparency is a colour
/technically
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)

Wow...
that's DEEP man...
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)

*bows*

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)

*passes j*

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)

I love the way
that this no longer helps the n00b in any way whatsoever !
(Although he does seem to have managed now)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)

worked it out
first reply sorted me out. But thanks
( nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)

Lemony
and the Faq.
Are your friends.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:43, archived)

ah
but it was entertaining
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)

That's why
I loved it.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)

very nice
5 main religions in the world

islam, judaism, scientists, christians and rich people.

/worships pi
(riedacher_bertram b3ta's only german living in australia, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

Mmm...

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)

I'd say pressing the Pi(e) button would be best.

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)

I don't think you need to
It's funny.
that'll do me.
Welcome.
Pull up a kitten.
etc.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)

It's nice but
did you think "you know what pisses me off theistic relgion, captialism and maths", or is pi just there because you couldn't think of another sybol for "n"?
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)

yeah!
that about covers it.Liver pisses me off as well,but i couldnt get that one in.
( nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

is that a tiny airplane
flying into the dollar sign's twin towers?

if so, nicely done.
( PoofBird ~V~, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

Hadn't spotted that
But I do believe it is.
Fuck optimising - leave it as it is.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

Why does that say "CONTS"?
No one offendable out there whose symbol resembles a "U"? What a shame.
( xandmi TV treated, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

It's
Cockney ?

/Edit: You changed that from Cants - It's Oirish now !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

Consider yourself
clicked.
Woo to your hummus.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)