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[challenge entry] Well it's under 5k, but it came out kinda weird


Stylish though. I like it. If you wish to see the true horror...

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Both of them
are twunts. Wouldn't want to meet the Kilroy-Silk-McCirick beast in real life.
Woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)
# that gives me
the fear
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)
# holy shitters.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)
# teh fearzorz
it is kinda creepoin a bit, u wudnt know whether or not to run or laugh.
Then run.
The get ur dad to bat it up with a giant shoe shaped sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)
# blimey man
your typing is giving me a headache!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)
# if you miss out every other letter
it makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)
# paper tigers!
Yeah, i must admit i kinda miss the odd letter out, or rearrange em altogether.
I must get my 'n' adn 'd' keys swapped over.
SEE? dammint
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)
# i like it,
reading was getting boring, but you've livened it up a bit with your challenging literature. it's like the 21st century mrs dalloway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)
# silly daniel
N is not D on your keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Were giant get clothes from?
Naughty dan, naughty and, silly lingo bingo. goddamn it, the stupid egg timers going crazy.
ill have a comic thingy here in a minute
just lemme ink it
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)
# get on with it boy
or you're only allowed to wear one belt and two bracelets to school tomorrow!
*waggles fist*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)
# *hardcore audible gaspage!*
one belt!?
2 bracelets!? Madness!
*breaks down sobbing*
(and apologises to scoopzilla, begging for forgiveness)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)
# none of this sorry business

dan, hunny.... will you do my ICT coursework for me?
i want to have a drink and go to bed ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I guess
Me being the wet blanket (and sucker for damsels in distress) that i am. I guess i cud lend u my jedi skills.
Just dont let me type anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)
# it's worse
i've got to re draw all my plans and annotate some very boring screenshots
why oh WHY at A-level do i have to label "text", and "graphic" and "hyperlink" FOR GOD SAKE!
*kablammos*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Redraw!?!
Oh noes! yeah i cud do it. buzz it me and ill 'av a butchers luv.
bearing in mind i failed it BEFORE GCSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)
# yeah, 'cause you can't type!
but if knowledge of ICT was what it was about, i think i'd be kicking some ass and not heading towards getting a worse grade than fucking the cuntflap mistress herself Ashley.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)
# I think he's some badassed honky from the bronx, man
come over here on da ride to pimp with thou bros and bi-atches and score some postage on tah boards... yeah!

or some some modern lingo favoured by some of today's modern pop music beat combos
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)
# or just an arthritic monkey who
cant spell. Id wager my munnys on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)
# diggin down some greenbacks on da street, right bro?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
i'd laugh if he wasn't a country boi like myself (:
edit: apart from me being a girl :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)
# ha ha ha - and I'm not?
I'm from deepest darkest ruralshire Norfolklandshire...

its so dark and 'country-fied' here, we still sail off the edge of the world
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)
# i used to love visiting my mum when she lived out there

about as much as a kick in the face

where abouts norfolk way?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)
# I live up in north norfolk, near to sheringham and cromer
we officially have to drive around the streets here 20 times to get enough speed up to leave the timewarp...
I am in a little village called Kelling
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)
# sounds sweet and innocent enough
i miss norfolk a little... but only a little.
when i can drive i'll give you a visit and we can go for a beer (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)
# sounds like a plan to me, failing that
I'll buy you a beer at the HUDDS bash - for I shall be driving 4.5 hours to be there!
/and break my b3tabash cherry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)
# i'm not even sure if i can get there anymore
cause if curis and caro go to nottingham on the thursday then i have no lift and thus shall not be attending
we shall have to wait and see how it wall pans out
in the summer i'll be having a "arse of lincolnshire" bash in peterborough though... :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)
# count me in :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)
# hurrahs!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Drive?
*uncontrollable roffeling*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)
# *runs you over*
*goes after maths teacher*

MWEAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Me an my banjo happily
slam out sum bangin' toons, innit bruv? Duellin' banjos wiv r 'n' b beat boxxin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)
# you wish
you know damn well that i'm going to get a bajo before you! BITCH!

KABLAMMO!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)
# You quite sure!!
Im savin', iiim-a-savin' for me banjooooo!
see? im nearly a hic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)
# you mean a HICK
silly billy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)
# You should learn.
It's a useful skill, and will help you advance in life.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)
#
modern pop music beat combos spackery throwbacks
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)
# you should try talking to him face to face!
(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)
#
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# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)
# *hugs back*
ta, muchly!

Maybe I should make a t-shirt?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)
# sure!
cor, i only said kablammo a coupla times!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Can the Reply button be replaced with a react button
Aghaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)
# just to the right of the "ban" button
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Bum button?
RUG?????
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)
# *seizure*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)
# it's that "lazy texting typing"
It's completely ghetto, and I won't even respond to someone when I get a message like that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)
# dang bro, you not diggin dis shit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)
# You are 12
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)
#
12 Nathan Barley
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)
# the best kind of sign
i do declare
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)
# kilroy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)
# yarr
the pirate of all political correctness rides high again
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)
# welcome to fear,
side two...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)
# time for a classic quote from bottom.
Richie: Ok, who is the sexiest man on TV.

Eddie: Well, Killroy, obviously.

Richie: Of course, of course... Killroy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Aha! McCririck related compo entry
cue my first pearost
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(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)
# You can just tell that
that man likes scat. Dirty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)
# he is a truly repulsive man
www.polioscatbestiality.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)