Well it's under 5k, but it came out kinda weird


Stylish though. I like it. If you wish to see the true horror...

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

Both of them
are twunts. Wouldn't want to meet the Kilroy-Silk-McCirick beast in real life.
Woo to pic.
( polio, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

that gives me
the fear
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

holy shitters.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

teh fearzorz
it is kinda creepoin a bit, u wudnt know whether or not to run or laugh.
Then run.
The get ur dad to bat it up with a giant shoe shaped sign.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)

blimey man
your typing is giving me a headache!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

if you miss out every other letter
it makes perfect sense.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

paper tigers!
Yeah, i must admit i kinda miss the odd letter out, or rearrange em altogether.
I must get my 'n' adn 'd' keys swapped over.
SEE? dammint
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

i like it,
reading was getting boring, but you've livened it up a bit with your challenging literature. it's like the 21st century mrs dalloway.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

ha ha ha

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

silly daniel
N is not D on your keyboard!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

Were giant get clothes from?
Naughty dan, naughty and, silly lingo bingo. goddamn it, the stupid egg timers going crazy.
ill have a comic thingy here in a minute
just lemme ink it
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

get on with it boy
or you're only allowed to wear one belt and two bracelets to school tomorrow!
*waggles fist*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

*hardcore audible gaspage!*
one belt!?
2 bracelets!? Madness!
*breaks down sobbing*
(and apologises to scoopzilla, begging for forgiveness)
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)

none of this sorry business

dan, hunny.... will you do my ICT coursework for me?
i want to have a drink and go to bed ):
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

I guess
Me being the wet blanket (and sucker for damsels in distress) that i am. I guess i cud lend u my jedi skills.
Just dont let me type anything.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

it's worse
i've got to re draw all my plans and annotate some very boring screenshots
why oh WHY at A-level do i have to label "text", and "graphic" and "hyperlink" FOR GOD SAKE!
*kablammos*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

Redraw!?!
Oh noes! yeah i cud do it. buzz it me and ill 'av a butchers luv.
bearing in mind i failed it BEFORE GCSE.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

yeah, 'cause you can't type!
but if knowledge of ICT was what it was about, i think i'd be kicking some ass and not heading towards getting a worse grade than fucking the cuntflap mistress herself Ashley.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

I think he's some badassed honky from the bronx, man
come over here on da ride to pimp with thou bros and bi-atches and score some postage on tah boards... yeah!

or some some modern lingo favoured by some of today's modern pop music beat combos
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

or just an arthritic monkey who
cant spell. Id wager my munnys on that.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

diggin down some greenbacks on da street, right bro?

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

hahaha
i'd laugh if he wasn't a country boi like myself (:
edit: apart from me being a girl :/
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

ha ha ha - and I'm not?
I'm from deepest darkest ruralshire Norfolklandshire...

its so dark and 'country-fied' here, we still sail off the edge of the world
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

i used to love visiting my mum when she lived out there

about as much as a kick in the face

where abouts norfolk way?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

I live up in north norfolk, near to sheringham and cromer
we officially have to drive around the streets here 20 times to get enough speed up to leave the timewarp...
I am in a little village called Kelling
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

sounds sweet and innocent enough
i miss norfolk a little... but only a little.
when i can drive i'll give you a visit and we can go for a beer (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)

sounds like a plan to me, failing that
I'll buy you a beer at the HUDDS bash - for I shall be driving 4.5 hours to be there!
/and break my b3tabash cherry!
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

i'm not even sure if i can get there anymore
cause if curis and caro go to nottingham on the thursday then i have no lift and thus shall not be attending
we shall have to wait and see how it wall pans out
in the summer i'll be having a "arse of lincolnshire" bash in peterborough though... :/
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

count me in :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

hurrahs!
*dances*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

Drive?
*uncontrollable roffeling*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

*runs you over*
*goes after maths teacher*

MWEAHAHAHAHAHA
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Me an my banjo happily
slam out sum bangin' toons, innit bruv? Duellin' banjos wiv r 'n' b beat boxxin'!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

you wish
you know damn well that i'm going to get a bajo before you! BITCH!

KABLAMMO!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

You quite sure!!
Im savin', iiim-a-savin' for me banjooooo!
see? im nearly a hic.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

you mean a HICK
silly billy!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

You should learn.
It's a useful skill, and will help you advance in life.
( tipassoi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

modern pop music beat combos spackery throwbacks
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

you should try talking to him face to face!
(;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

*hugs*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)

*hugs back*
ta, muchly!

Maybe I should make a t-shirt?
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

sure!
cor, i only said kablammo a coupla times!
*dances*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

Can the Reply button be replaced with a react button
Aghaa!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

just to the right of the "ban" button

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

Bum button?
RUG?????
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

*seizure*

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)

it's that "lazy texting typing"
It's completely ghetto, and I won't even respond to someone when I get a message like that.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

dang bro, you not diggin dis shit?

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

You are 12
AICMFP
( The Doctor, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

12 Nathan Barley
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

the best kind of sign
i do declare
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

kilroy!
:D
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

yarr
the pirate of all political correctness rides high again
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

welcome to fear,
side two...
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

time for a classic quote from bottom.
Richie: Ok, who is the sexiest man on TV.

Eddie: Well, Killroy, obviously.

Richie: Of course, of course... Killroy.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Aha! McCririck related compo entry
cue my first pearost

( mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

You can just tell that
that man likes scat. Dirty bugger!
( polio, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

he is a truly repulsive man
www.polioscatbestiality.com
( mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)