From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)

no offense mate

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:36, archived)

Cunning

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)

wot no sieve?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)

no, want some beer?


somehow I envisaged girls who give out free monkey beer to look a little....supermodel like
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:48, archived)

ewwwwwww
imagine that sitting on your face!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:49, archived)

*doesn't have to*

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)

you mean
you have experienced it?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)

like pulling open a hot cheese toastie
and sucking out the strings
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:00, archived)

oh my lord!
that just turned my stomach.... *runs to loo*
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)

*wins 'to the loo' race*
*splatters pan with arse-piss*
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:13, archived)

That's my kind of girl!
Any girl that hands out free clean, crisp Monkey Beer is the one for me.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)

That's right
as long as the sexy minx hasn't been tempted to try a swig!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)

Too right!
all hell would break loose, even if she simply thought about having a slog.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)

i readed that as snog
'ha ha' i thought, 'prunes is scared of snogging the monkey beer girl'
I was, however, wrong, it said slog
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:15, archived)

That'll teach yer for trying to run before you speak
now you simply look daft.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:17, archived)

do i ever look any different?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:20, archived)

Mmm...
...free monkey beer.

she might be alright if she lost, like, 200 lbs or somthing.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:02, archived)

just drink the free monkey beer
and she'll be fine
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)

*drinks monkey beer*

why, hello pretty lady

*CENSORED*

*wakes up*

*bites own arm off*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)

hoots!

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)