I WIN AND YOU KNOWS IT


From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)

Who are you again?

(Dooley, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)

obviously somebody with a very
sarcastic sense of humour
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)

If someone had an arse for a face
where would they pee from?
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)

Their
throat
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sat 18 Feb 2006, 10:14, archived)

You've nearly got the hang of it now,
all you need to do is be offensive.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)

nngg
gggg
( Terry Nutkins, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)

wrong colour
:)
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)

too much
text..
( shift, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)

haha
just reading your QOTW answers - I think I like you.
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)

Adopt!

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)

"AHHRG! EASTENDERS! I FUCKING HATE EASTENDERS!"
"why don't you switch it over, then?"

"oh yeah, I never thought of that..."
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)

You don't get it
do you?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)

just remember
sarcasm doesn't work as well when it's printed.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)

Yes...my girlfriend is a horny bitch

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)

well, i thought you were just doing the compo thing,
but, according to a couple of your QOTW answers, you're not too keen on b3ta.

hence: b3ta.com/board/5670321
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)

Hey I'm just holding up a mirror
you make your own mind up
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)

fair enough :D

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)

In fact
It used to be quite funny. But all this 'offensive' just for the sake of being 'offenisve' isn't. And quite frankly it seems that at the moment B3TA can laugh at racist jokes, babies being killed, and rape, but apparently, not at itself.

:)
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)

i think this is true,
but you don't seem intelligent enough to carry off this crusade.
( my mum, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:27, archived)

What makes you say that?
and it's not really a crusade. It's just the compo said offend. And the truth nearly always does that.
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)

a good point. although, there's still plenty of non-offensive funny stuff on b3ta.
i suppose the the point at which something intended to be 'tongue-in-cheek', crosses the bad-taste line, differs from person to person.

sorry, i'm just rambling :)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:59, archived)

Now in German

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)

satire

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)

lol
rofl
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)

thought you might like it ;-)

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)

Frankly I have to agree with most of that
but you didn't have to make it personal. What people need to remember when voting for compos is that instead of voting for the idea they have maybe one or two ideas or pearoasts they could use they should vote for what's actually gonna work, not get hijacked by retards and last a week without getting stale. I've made myself extremely scared this week because frankly I don't think the massive racism amongst other things is excusable no matter the compo.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)

I agree about this competition
but you aren't going to win anyone over like that.
Try a little tenderness...
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)

what?
offend them nicely?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)