I guess it would....


... no, wait, that's already....Huh? Who are you? What are you doing heraaaaaarghhhh!!!!

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

(McMurphy, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)

This.
Except of course that they are pulling all their datacenters out.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)

Are you the Scottish RoboCop?

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

Yeah
but don't tell anyone
(McMurphy, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

Your secret is safe with me.

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

Also, when Eddie Murphy played you - that was pretty awesome.

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)

pfft.

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)

nice
movie review ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

where's Serge
and his little "lemon twist"?
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

'AKEL FOWEY!'

( Leningrad, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:50, archived)

look man
i aint falling for no banana up no tail pipe
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:45, archived)

That's not
what I heard.......
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)

Arf!

( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)

hahaha
*little bit of wee in trousers*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

lmao
that made me cum just a bit... :) good morning at work now
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)

ha ha!
off for a trip with the Chinese secret police eh?
:)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

they throw the bestest partys.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)

Lies!
Everyone knows that there ain't no party like an S Club party.
( 4dam party, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

gonna take you theeeeere

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)

Jo - she's got the flow
poor girl
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

Hello
This computer is not available anymore. Please, contact maoistheman@chinainbox.com for further information. By the way, you've never heard of any McMurphy, do you know what I mean?
(McMurphy, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:45, archived)

you have 20 seconds to comply

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)