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[challenge entry] What was the last thing that went through her head?


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(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# "did I leave the iron on?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# yes! get me down from here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# but you look like you are enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# i suffer from vertigo
it makes snowboarding more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# take up scuba diving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# or bus surfing
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# i tried but couldn't get the hang of equalisation
anything below 10 meters felt like Jeff capes giving me an extreme wet willy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# wet willy in the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
sure, if you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# haaaa
This made i larf.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Dodi's head
/the windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# sorry not this one in particular

just this compo got old rather quickley
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I agree
All the best gags got nicked early.

I now have a strange forboding sense that I'm about to be proved wrong, proabably by Beau Bo D'Or.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# who do you think actually gets to set the compos?
BBD works for weeks on various themes, then pretends he's done them in 5 minutes flat

It's all explained quite clearly in the b3ta conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this ^
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Who's been hit with the grumpy stick today?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# all week chap
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# is that today's euphamism?
"can I put my grumpy stick in your mouth to make me less grumpy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Right up to the hilt, if you like
i am after all a deep throat cockslut
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# haha you love teh cock
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Right.
I'm changing my fucking signature
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# haha
:)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I was asking for it really
every reply i recieved contained at least one "teh"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Hasn't someone else got "best before"
or was that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# haha
it started better than most, but you're probably right!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# This compo got old after the first post.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# fuck off noob
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Had a loved on?
Is that like bukkake?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# my cock
as i pumped into her soft, sweet brain.

*escapes on papparatzi motorbike.*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Christ
son!





mmmm Braiiiinnnnssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# her Arse...ah! no that's the fly joke isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)