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# A sad dog.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Non monsieur chein.
Non.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Il a beaucoup de raisons pour
etre triste.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Oui?
Porquoi?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Son fils est mort.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# My condolances.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# EN FRANCAIS!
s'il vous plait.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Bof. Euh, ouais, quoi... bon....
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# putaîn de merde
salope.
fils de chien.

(apologies in advance)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Le singe est dans l'arbre.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Monsieur Izzard

acimfeuros
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:54, archived)
# La plume de ma tante est près de la chaise de ma tante.
as well you know...
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Je ne peux pas parler le français,
sans parler du type cela.

vous jambon toucher!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(actually it's "vous toucher de jambon" but never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Mr pedant says...
or just toucher de jambon!, I don't think the vous makes syntactic sense in French*.

*reserves the right to be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# True
*soupir* un autre toucher de jambon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:55, archived)
# hey.. blame the online translation.....
bleedin french.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:01, archived)
# vous êtes
un toucheur de jambon
(Plan_B, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:30, archived)
# c'est un neato ce qui maintenant droite
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Pffft! ^Ceci
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:42, archived)
# bon
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:43, archived)
# French cunts
Took me 24 hours to fly back to the UK from Portugal this Monday.

Hates them
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:46, archived)
# silly waxdart
portugal is not france

Oops
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Cor bet your arms are tired!




\Coat
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# budum
tish
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:51, archived)
# beautiful!
Dog men always produce whimsy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:36, archived)
# that's beurrriful
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Lovely.
Why don't you write a book?
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# I'd like that
I'd like that a lot.

Did you approach TFP or did they approach you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# They approached me, which is rare
but I'd already done a small amount of work for the guy in charge. However, I was ready when the phone call came, because I'd already put together a basic manuscript. When opportunity knocks, answer the door, don't masturbate onto a kitten.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:41, archived)
# sound advice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:49, archived)
# that's both
sad and woo!
and i'm loving the use of the word 'whimsy' it puts me in mind of my truer self; bill bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# i want to do crying now
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# *sniffs*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Aww. I like you
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Brilliant,
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I did a whole bunch a couple of years ago
here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:41, archived)
# lol!
Your website is blocked by my works Firewall.

Congrats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I get that a lot
yet it's only slightly naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# this site used to be blocked as well
hence my sudden increase in posts :D

They used to block www.postmanpat.co.uk here as well ffs. Nothing to do with me signing members of staff up on the newsletter though, no sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
maybe it's all the black and white pussy references?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:52, archived)
# possibly :D
Or the cat's name could be short for Jessie, and we've got some scottish management who take offence to it.


Or they could all be a collection of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:56, archived)
# LOL

oh, I mean, that's wonderfully poignant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# DOGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:45, archived)
# s'lovely
poignant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Desist with the confusing me, you gash-badger.
I go to bed with this on the board, I wake up with this on the board.
And while it's a very nice drawing indeed, I don't need such confusions.
Edit: Excuse my ramblings. I think I need a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# You are correct,
but the two pictures are different. One is 10% lighter than the other.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Oh, well accept my FULLEST apologies.
And this bottle of Chateau Bad Mood, 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:42, archived)
# gashbadger
is an awesome word!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I'm glad you approve.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:44, archived)
# you never brought back my order from the shop......
www.b3ta.com/board/5802538
although i would now settle for tea! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I'd gone by then, you slowcoach!
And what am I? Your snogging bitch?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:57, archived)
# please!
*SNOGS*

Luvly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I for one would like to squeaky toy him happy.
eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# ohhhh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:37, archived)
# pauvre chien
J'ai les Cadburys fingres ici for le petit chatte...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# you want to
give your cat brown fingers?
you, m'lady, are a very naughty person.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:39, archived)
# le petit chatte
also means CNUT (rearrange les lettres)
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:43, archived)
# you're into
that level of transference? intruiging...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# All I said was
I have some cadbury's fingers for the cnut. A level French never taught me that...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:50, archived)
# sorry -
i've been hanging around faaaar too many dykes with funky tastes.
note: i'm not labelling you as one, just i tend to jump to all the most horrific conclusions pretty sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:54, archived)
# No worries
probably not far off the truth anyway
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:56, archived)
# really?
fnaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:08, archived)
# why so sad?
had he learnt Baker's Complete was made from old tyre and road kill?
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I hope
there's a bone in his briefcase
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:39, archived)
# For his sake?
Otherwise you'll give him one?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I just liked the thought
of a dog going to work with a bone in his briefcase
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:41, archived)
# je nes comprende pas
I think

/terrible at languages
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:40, archived)
# just do what most people do.....
translation2.paralink.com/
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:43, archived)
# but I am lazier
than most people

and poor sad doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Je serais triste trop si je devais porter un costume horrible
'matin tout!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Bonjour!
ca va?

www.b3ta.com/board/5816827


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# complètement des mercis de santé, vous ?
Beaucoup de pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:51, archived)
# oui-oui!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas
une pipe
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Yes
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# tis a picture of
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Ahhhh, Magritte
Ce ne pas une pipe.
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)