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# filling in for the puke of drunes
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today, im eatting an egg butty with lamb and mint crisps and a 2ltr bottle of coke
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 13:59, archived)
# i've had it, and it was crap
80p cheeseburger from macdonalds
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:00, archived)
# with or without
chips?
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:02, archived)
# without
i hate fries
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
# deffo not bazoo
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
# what a shit lunch

you deserve bowel cancer.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# thank you Thor
may your new born have all the factor 8
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
what all of it, how kind of you to share.

now go and get a proper lunch, gets some chips from the seafront and a pot of welks with some vinegar and pepper on the top.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:13, archived)
# yes sah!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:15, archived)
# He has got a point though.
If you must buy that shite at least have the sense to flush it straight down the toilet.
Cuts out the middle man.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:15, archived)
# a pear
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:01, archived)
# at least get some chips!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Hmmm! 62% true, thass not bad for a first and unofficial attempt . . .
'I had a green beachball and a crunchy osteopath downsizes Dave!'


(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:01, archived)
# cheers

:)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:02, archived)
# And a splendid job you are doing too!
Potato wedges, two beef and cracked black pepper sausages, and lashings on tonkatsu sauce... followed by tea and dairy milk (with bits of shortbread).

It was lush.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:01, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:02, archived)
# blimey
at lunchtime for a change!

i'm having food. yay!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:02, archived)
# !
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:02, archived)
# AGREED!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
# and so the movement begins :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Down With
Down with DTF !
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:16, archived)
# HERE HERE!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Right
All three of you, I order you to erm
erm
stop eating for 24 hours and reflect on your statements.
*looks stern yet slightly fluffy*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:07, archived)
# NO!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:11, archived)
# it's always me, me, me with you isn't it!!!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:14, archived)
# is there anybody else?

I'm not saying anything that isn't true :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Popular or not
you're not too old to go across my knee.
*still looks stern but slightly fluffy*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:15, archived)
# can i be next after Prodigy??
*gives the puppy dog eyes*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:16, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Mushroom burger
Fried portobello mushroom in a cheese toasted bap with lightly fried onions & tomato. It was very nice.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:04, archived)
# it's far too late, I've forgotten what I had

(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
# you had me on a bed of lettuce, sweetpea :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:04, archived)
# speaking of which
I have been using your lettuce-based tip from the other week - it's a veritable marvel!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha!!
news letter worthy in fact! :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:17, archived)
# with mayo?
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:09, archived)
# eewww!
salad cream every time
(it's less likely to be confused with spunk)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Huzzah
You have saved the universe from certain collapse.
I had quiche er, flan. Garlic bread, lashings of tea and some cheery cherry ice cream for dessert.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *points at the gheyer!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05, archived)
# It's FLAN!!!
Flan I tell you!
*hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# It's far too late for that now
your goose is cooked :)
You have they gheyyyyy, ner ner na ner ner.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I had
2 all butter criossants (possibly spelt incorrectly) with extra butter, a packet of tesco value ready salted crisps, a minty flavoured echo bar and 2 ferreo roche for that touch of class to balance out the prolitariat nature of the tesco crisps, thus equalibrium is maintained in the universe.

oh and some tap water
and now i feel a bit queazy
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:04, archived)
# most bazoo
indeed!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Oh
This has just coincided with my late lunch of a cheese, tomato and rocket butty.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05, archived)
# eat it before
it blasts off into space
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ham salad sandwich on french stick
pkt pickled onion monster much, muller corner with choccie digestive balls ans diet coke.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *gasp*
You've been shunned.
Forgive him for he knows not what he does.

You lunch is braw, I hope you put some Monster Munch is your sandwich.

Choccie digestive balls? I have never heard of the like but they sound a bit braw.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *comes back to computer after going to get washed*
*finds flowerpot taking over job*

*crys*

:'(

have a


(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I only commented on the one you'd forgotten
Replies need to be carried out in strict order of posting (DTF rule number 472 subsection a) paragraph 3).
The pheasants revolt otherwise :)



(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:27, archived)
# You can't hide your guilt
"Been for a wash"!
Meh!
;)
oohh! a shiny flashy thing!!!
*joys*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hehe
come on, it was my first day on the job
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:29, archived)
# sweetcure bacon, roast chicken breast, cesar dressing and grated parmesan, on a bed of spinich, rocket and watercress served in a petit parisian
with a melton mowbray mini pork pie and a lincolnshire sausage roll.

berry and tropical fruits powerade.

tea.

water.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06, archived)
# this sounds like a REAL lunch
good call with the bacon and chicken...

thus meaning you get the
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:09, archived)
# YAY!
*has seizure*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:16, archived)
# for lunch
I had 2 veggie steaks with cheese and spicy carrots, covered in tabassco, a pretzel all washed down with sprite and coffee
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *offers steaks*
REAL food

;)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Blimey I'm Starved !
Big thick Roast Chicken Manwiches in homemade doorstep Parmesan and Rosemary Bread, with lashings of English Mustard.
Kabanos
a packet of Twiglets
An Apple and a handful of Grapes

Washed down with Grape, Melon and Aloe Vera Tea

Off to the pub in about 5 minutes.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# english mustard is
indeed deffo woo!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:10, archived)
# None of that
Gay Dijon Nonsense around here.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:13, archived)
# german mustard is much better
than colemans, that stuffs minging
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# German Mustard !
That is a NONSENSE !
We won the war dammit !
English, Hot, Made from powder, That is how we want our Mustard !
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I am going to have mash and sausages
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# no gravy?
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:11, archived)
# anless I can improvise some
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:30, archived)
# pork pies
with extra special coleslaw. My latest craving.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:14, archived)
# BRAW
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:28, archived)