
what all of it, how kind of you to share.
now go and get a proper lunch, gets some chips from the seafront and a pot of welks with some vinegar and pepper on the top.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:13,
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now go and get a proper lunch, gets some chips from the seafront and a pot of welks with some vinegar and pepper on the top.

If you must buy that shite at least have the sense to flush it straight down the toilet.
Cuts out the middle man.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:15,
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Cuts out the middle man.

'I had a green beachball and a crunchy osteopath downsizes Dave!'


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Potato wedges, two beef and cracked black pepper sausages, and lashings on tonkatsu sauce... followed by tea and dairy milk (with bits of shortbread).
It was lush.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:01,
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It was lush.

All three of you, I order you to erm
erm
stop eating for 24 hours and reflect on your statements.
*looks stern yet slightly fluffy*

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:07,
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erm
stop eating for 24 hours and reflect on your statements.
*looks stern yet slightly fluffy*


I'm not saying anything that isn't true :)

you're not too old to go across my knee.
*still looks stern but slightly fluffy*

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:15,
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*still looks stern but slightly fluffy*


Fried portobello mushroom in a cheese toasted bap with lightly fried onions & tomato. It was very nice.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:03,
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I have been using your lettuce-based tip from the other week - it's a veritable marvel!
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08,
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salad cream every time
(it's less likely to be confused with spunk)
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:20,
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(it's less likely to be confused with spunk)

You have saved the universe from certain collapse.
I hadquiche er, flan. Garlic bread, lashings of tea and some cheery cherry ice cream for dessert.
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I had

quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05,
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quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!
quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!quiche!

your goose is cooked :)
You have they gheyyyyy, ner ner na ner ner.

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:10,
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You have they gheyyyyy, ner ner na ner ner.


2 all butter criossants (possibly spelt incorrectly) with extra butter, a packet of tesco value ready salted crisps, a minty flavoured echo bar and 2 ferreo roche for that touch of class to balance out the prolitariat nature of the tesco crisps, thus equalibrium is maintained in the universe.
oh and some tap water
and now i feel a bit queazy
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:04,
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oh and some tap water
and now i feel a bit queazy

This has just coincided with my late lunch of a cheese, tomato and rocket butty.

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pkt pickled onion monster much, muller corner with choccie digestive balls ans diet coke.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:05,
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You've been shunned.
Forgive him for he knows not what he does.
You lunch is braw, I hope you put some Monster Munch is your sandwich.
Choccie digestive balls? I have never heard of the like but they sound a bit braw.

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:12,
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Forgive him for he knows not what he does.
You lunch is braw, I hope you put some Monster Munch is your sandwich.
Choccie digestive balls? I have never heard of the like but they sound a bit braw.


*cries into yogurt*
/sniff
these.... images.google.com/images?hl=en&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-52,GGLG:en&sa=N&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=muller%20chocolate%20digestive&spell=1&tab=wi
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:14,
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/sniff
these.... images.google.com/images?hl=en&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-52,GGLG:en&sa=N&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=muller%20chocolate%20digestive&spell=1&tab=wi

*finds flowerpot taking over job*
*crys*
:'(
have a

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:23,
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*crys*
:'(
have a


Replies need to be carried out in strict order of posting (DTF rule number 472 subsection a) paragraph 3).
The pheasants revolt otherwise :)

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:27,
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The pheasants revolt otherwise :)


"Been for a wash"!
Meh!
;)
oohh! a shiny flashy thing!!!
*joys*
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:28,
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Meh!
;)
oohh! a shiny flashy thing!!!
*joys*

with a melton mowbray mini pork pie and a lincolnshire sausage roll.
berry and tropical fruits powerade.
tea.
water.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06,
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berry and tropical fruits powerade.
tea.
water.

good call with the bacon and chicken...
thus meaning you get the

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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:09,
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thus meaning you get the


I had 2 veggie steaks with cheese and spicy carrots, covered in tabassco, a pretzel all washed down with sprite and coffee
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:06,
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Big thick Roast Chicken Manwiches in homemade doorstep Parmesan and Rosemary Bread, with lashings of English Mustard.
Kabanos
a packet of Twiglets
An Apple and a handful of Grapes
Washed down with Grape, Melon and Aloe Vera Tea
Off to the pub in about 5 minutes.
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Mon 10 Apr 2006, 14:08,
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Kabanos
a packet of Twiglets
An Apple and a handful of Grapes
Washed down with Grape, Melon and Aloe Vera Tea
Off to the pub in about 5 minutes.

than colemans, that stuffs minging
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