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# A chuffing great yawn.
Why is everyone so keen to list what they are eating for lunch? Or is it just a bunch of Billy-no-mates scrabbling for meager peer recognition over the lunch of the day?

This: www.b3ta.com/board/5834273
But only because I fear it due to a lack of understanding
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# fuck off noob
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# /bares anus
Oh, 'off'.
Oops
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
Now, What are you having for lunch ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I dunno.
I will decide that when I get to the sandwich shop.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# CUNT OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK STICK!!!!!!!!!
*Sorry having a bad day!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# it's merely a daily interlude
that, although it should have petered out long ago, has now been going for so long it can probably never end. It's less of a glorified threadwaste than certain other daily posts because at least the Duke has to mis-type a whole new bunch of words everyday, and sometimes they're funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# You forgot the most important thing though
The food.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# /starts to comprehend.
(if only slightly)
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# The path to emlightenment is long
and the way is littered with crisp packets, old chewing gum and dogshit.

by the by, I like your name, milt always amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Congatulations you are Mr Nobby Knobsacks - Knobber of the Week.
I shall now make a badge to which to award you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I shall wear it with pride
in my profile.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# You're not such a knobber after all, haha
and I'm contemplating taking back the badge ;) (only joking)

I suppose it was a valid question when you're not used to the stuff that happens on a regular basis around here, I suppose none of us had stopped to think about why we have Dave the Facts every lunchtime or why it's so popular. I think it's a filler for general lack of hummus, which we sit around most of the day awaiting something funny to 'shop.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Indeed!
You're no New_Matt, he was the original and best Dave the Fact protester. No one will ever fill his boots.

Now, what's for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I returneth from the holy sandwich shop of yore with...
A ham and tomato sandwich with both grainy and english mustard and black pepper.
(enough mustard to make my nose bleed)
That is all.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Your lunche is brawe!
one day ye may wine LOtD
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# It sounds a bit shit compared to what some people are eating.
Note to self: Must have more interesting lunch (if only for the sake of my nose).
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)