A TV motoring show, something a long the lines of this:Pube haired petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson, in his latest stunt for top BBC motoring show 'Top Gear', attempting to drive a Landrover Discovery up a ramp, clearing 25 caravans and landing in the waiting rectum of vertically challenged chatterbox Richard Hammond. Dry.
BUT THERE'S A CATCH!
Tweed wearing toff James May is also in the car, naked but for a set of bunny ears and a fluffy tail, and suffering from acute diarrhea, attempting to distract Clarkson by crouching over his erect cock and squirting his vindaloo fuelled liquid faeces down Clarksons reluctant japseye, whilst simultaneously ejaculating a lifetimes worth of built up jism into his eyes.
I will leave the eventual outcome up to you.....
(BUT THERE'S A CATCH!
Tweed wearing toff James May is also in the car, naked but for a set of bunny ears and a fluffy tail, and suffering from acute diarrhea, attempting to distract Clarkson by crouching over his erect cock and squirting his vindaloo fuelled liquid faeces down Clarksons reluctant japseye, whilst simultaneously ejaculating a lifetimes worth of built up jism into his eyes.
I will leave the eventual outcome up to you.....
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:11,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!mental image not fading...
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13,
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I had to bite down on a pen for 5 minutesto supress my giggles so that no workmates would ask what I was laughing at!
Once again, the apprentice surpasses the master!
(Once again, the apprentice surpasses the master!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:19,
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haha :)I have to do that every day. i find that holding my nose works a treat
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:28,
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hahahanice
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:55,
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