"Ooh noo, I can't do the fannysex with you, my mimsy's bleeding."
They're not really on the blob, they just don't want to have sex with you because you've got warts.
OR
"You made my minge bleed with your razorcock, Mr Horrible, you big poofaced fartgay. I HATE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER."
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OR
"You made my minge bleed with your razorcock, Mr Horrible, you big poofaced fartgay. I HATE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER."
it had better not consume that caramel ice cream
I've got in the freezer. That's mine, not your hate's.
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My hate is vegan.
And it wouldn't touch anything you might have licked at any point in time, as it might catch your fannyaids.
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