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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Hairyhairyhairyhairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:42, archived)
# you big mong
how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:42, archived)
# I'm bleeding because I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:45, archived)
# women tell me that all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:46, archived)
# "Ooh noo, I can't do the fannysex with you, my mimsy's bleeding."
They're not really on the blob, they just don't want to have sex with you because you've got warts.

OR
"You made my minge bleed with your razorcock, Mr Horrible, you big poofaced fartgay. I HATE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER."
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Or they just want him to do them up the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:50, archived)
# Well, he is made of poo, so it's his natural home.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:50, archived)
# I know you do, you big hunk of gay
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:53, archived)
# you look like a donkey just ejaculated mustard into your face
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:51, archived)
# My contempt for you is all-consuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:53, archived)
# it had better not consume that caramel ice cream
I've got in the freezer. That's mine, not your hate's.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:55, archived)
# My hate is vegan.
And it wouldn't touch anything you might have licked at any point in time, as it might catch your fannyaids.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:56, archived)
# don't let it touch
Geoff The Clownfish, Cheeky Boy, Curis, Goldenfanjita or The Badger King then.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:58, archived)
# My hate
thinks Curis is quite pretty, and that risking fannyaids is worth it to touch him.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Hairy
and almost a mini goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Haha fantastic :)
Hello people, how are you all doing? long time no see :)

Oh, also, in response to the b3ta newsletter, Video is better than Sex, apparently.
www.google.com/trends?q=sex%2C+video
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:46, archived)
# 2 sugars please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:48, archived)
# I'll use this as a chance to say hello to the lot of you too
though i'm going to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:50, archived)