I haven't "re-invented" this...
This is real - I just felt compelled to post it because it pretty much epitomises how fucking stupid those things are.



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(FrancoSayRelax, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

Hamtoucher.

(Lord Manley of Vennnn, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

Did they ban you again
?
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

you are really
getting back into this aren't you
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

you're on fire...
*insta ban
(Ning is wearing pants today, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

ok
*waits for it to move....


*looks a file name and its a .jpg



*gives up

HAMTOUCHER
(Ning is wearing pants today, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

hamtoucher.com
(Lord Manley of Vennnn, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

haha
ta
(Ning is wearing pants today, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

Brace yourself,
new person.

edit: too late.

edit2: hamtoucher.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

it pretty much epitomises how fucking stupid those things you are

we only post pics here we've made ourselves*, we don't threadwaste* and certainly don't leech*

*allegedly
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

^^ what Mr angry said

(Ning is wearing pants today, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

You have seen me recently according to a recent poll of poisoned monkeys.
May I ask where?
(Lord Manley of Vennnn, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

Dear sir,
May I congratulate you on your arrogance!
Tell me, are you that condescending to everyone you meet, or is it just from behind the veil of anonymity that the internet affords you?
I don't post here all the time, but I do read b3ta.com regularly, so yes I do indeed know how this place works. Yes I do indeed know that it's usually home-made stuff. Yes I have indeed posted my own personally made things once or twice.
Yes I do know a forum "veteran" with a misplaced sense of self-importance when I see one.
You've been here longer than I have. Have a cookie. You must be very proud.
Sincerely,
FrancoSaysRelax
(FrancoSayRelax, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:39, archived)

Well,
you showed him.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

well someone is on fucking fire here

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

but you also have to understand
that a good reason that we say not to post images that you have not done, especially for an outdated compo, is because it may push someone's work, that was made by them, off the board. THAT is something that is truly not fair to the person that made the said image.

It's even worse when the image you're stealing is a bloody annoying banner ad.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 23 May 2006, 11:57, archived)

That's actually a decent point...
...and not something I'd taken into account. But if he'd wanted to make that point, he could have easily done so, by explaining what the problem was in a sensible way as you did, rather than sounding like the conceited fucking snob that he acted like.
I don't take kindly to being castigated over by some tosser because I'm a "newb".
In future, I'll be more considerate.
In future, I'd like to think that mediocre won't act like such a monumental twat to people for the tiniest of reasons, although I sincerely doubt that happening.
It's my experience that: once a forum snob, always a forum snob.
(FrancoSayRelax, Tue 23 May 2006, 14:30, archived)

I am
damn, too late am I?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 23 May 2006, 13:14, archived)