Poss NSFW.


Toms own private heaven.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:52, archived)

Finally got it working, eh?
Woo.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:52, archived)

Thanks.
Finally!!!!
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)

yup
definately Not Good For Wanking
(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:53, archived)

Good Suitable
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:58, archived)

!?
im too pissed to know, but im not sure if your taking the mick because i accidentally used the word "Good" instead of "Safe"... either way, im touching myself, tough shit!
(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:01, archived)

Hahaha
don't worry mate

*touches life*
*this is bum!*
( mediocre I am not strange, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:13, archived)

*bum toucher*

( Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:46, archived)

speak for yourself

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:42, archived)

lol magenta cocks are so funny

( Leningrad, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:56, archived)

Tom Cruise ship eats wooden cocks
...in Ikea.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:57, archived)

See i think this a good compo
but it's entries that stray from the basis of the compo that annoy me. It's if Tom was God, not what it'd look like in his private heaven, or what he is doing in his private heaven, et cetra..
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:59, archived)

yuh but lol magenta cocks r so helarius

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:00, archived)

God lives in heaven. Apparently.
This is where he gets away from it all.


/point taken
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:02, archived)

True but when i hear that, and see that in the images
it's more like he's a normal person who died and went to heaven, not God controlling his heaven
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:04, archived)

Interesting.
God may have been a normal person, he probably fell down the stairs before he said "let there be light".
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:08, archived)

that isn't the issue here, the main point of this meeting is to discuss how hilarious magenta cocks
are

lol
( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:09, archived)

Glad you like it


Lol.
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:10, archived)

wtf what is with the capitalisation? omg ur a NURD

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:11, archived)

Big L

means LOADS
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:15, archived)

So how about that earthquake in Java, eh?
Do you think that the recent 'flood' of natural disasters is more than just bad luck, or are you of the opinion that these catastrophies are simply becoming better reported, what with almost-instant news via the internet/blogging/CNN?
( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:17, archived)

My dogs name is Koko.

( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:19, archived)

RIGGS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:25, archived)

It's the beginning of the end*






*world will end this month on the sixth
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:24, archived)

OR IS IT THE END OF THE BEGINNING?

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:25, archived)

OR IS IT THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:34, archived)

OR SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE MIDDLE OF THE END

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:36, archived)

You win
i'm boggled. hah
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:36, archived)

OMFG!
YOU LIKE HORSES LOL!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:17, archived)

dur dea best of all da animals lol

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:17, archived)

LOL!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:18, archived)

i am gunna find an picture and post it udnernearth this

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:19, archived)

here u go

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:23, archived)

Hahaha!
for some reason that seems a little too real hehe
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:26, archived)

It is an actual photograph. As is this :

( Leningrad, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:28, archived)

Hahaha!
John D would be proud :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:36, archived)

ooh
tenuous compo entry AND took only 5 secs to make. braw.
( drunkenoaf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:32, archived)