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# That should make things quicker...
Just installed a new firefox extension...


Click for full size glory.


(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Hmmm
2 months - you are in the realms of being a board nazi ;)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:40, archived)
# And proud!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:41, archived)
# One thing I've disliked about how b3ta has changed
the way the FAQ was very much just a guide back in the day, but as time has gone on it's more become THE BOOK OF LAW! which thou shalt not defy!
I cant bitch at people who act like this anymore, as it seems like it's more officialy endorsed these days. It's a real shame.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:50, archived)
# you just want a badge.. don't you ;-)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:51, archived)
# No, i want fun, sex, and pudding
not necessarily in that order.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:53, archived)
# hmm.... fun, yes, sex.. no.
unless that is with puddings...

ok.. you're in...



(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Oi! I'm arresting you for impersonating a person of authoritah!
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(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:18, archived)
# oh no you don't....
I have super powers...

*hexes*
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:21, archived)
# *beats with love truncheon*
respect mai authoritah!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:28, archived)
# *cries havoc*
*unleashes the dogs of war*

(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:32, archived)
# bored nazi?
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 3:24, archived)
# you want a b3ta anarchist badge
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# ashully... they is quite rare....
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# hahahaha, if only
I just like trying to do things a little different, because so many people just do everything the same.
(granted i'm not very good at it these days though)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:58, archived)
# What an awesome list of things
I've adopted it
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:03, archived)
# I am substituting baklava for pudding
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# I think baklava could fall under the category of pudding
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:06, archived)
# *checks* you are probably correct
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:08, archived)
# It's not as annoying as people just sticking a cdc
on every fucking thing, scrawling crap cartoons or endless bandwagons. 9 out of 10 posts have no attempt to be genuinely funny or skillful.

/rant
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# yes, but those things tend to get ignored.
A good, funny image that's a bit big may get little or no recognition for actually being a good, funny image.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, archived)
# It's probably get no recognition anyhow
unless it has the quo or a purple cock it in
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# or kittins
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:15, archived)
# yeah, although we most certainly need more
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(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:17, archived)
# oh yes...
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# I'll give you a badge.... but you need to promise to swear to the
b3ta board Nazi code of practice....

1: I will right click and check the file size of all images posted, no matter when.

2: I will take the piss out of anybody at anytime who calls me a Nazi.

3: I will point to the FAQ at all cases of any file more than 20k over the guidelines

4: I will take care to spell check and file size check every single post I make from now on in case I may be caught by one of my fellow Nazi’s

5: As a Nazi, we are exempt from punctuation errors. But that does not mean we go light on those that transgress.

6: I can make rules up as I go along ***











***may not be true
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:51, archived)
# fuck 'em :)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:53, archived)
# and you as well....


(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Fuck the board nazis!




(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# It's a flamer
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:06, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:11, archived)
# fuck the nazis?
Great!!

*lubes up*
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# this
minus this: :)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Woo!
1. Check
2. Probably will do.
3. Definitely will do.
4. Check
5. Double Check
6. I are teh winnar!*

*New rule I just made up.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:54, archived)
# and damn it to hell.... here.


anybody else?

I have a few left...

(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Even more Woo!
*Grows moustache*

*Dons jackboots*

Attention! No PeaRoasting! Keep those images small!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Pssh.
I don't want your badge.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:36, archived)
# re: 4
the plural of Nazi is Nazis. :P
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:59, archived)
# what part of 5 did you not get?
*points and laffs*

and hands over badge...

(nick one from above)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# With hand on heart,
Any photo-realistic depiction of any sexual organ (or titties) of any size in any context at any time is NSFW and I pledge to point this out within nanoseconds of said image appearing and insist point-blank that the perpetrator link the image forthwith.

PS - I fucking hate James Nesbitt. What a fucking twat.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, archived)
# ^This
He's a right cunt. I had the opportunity to whack him but I'd have been sacked.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# yes
I saw that but doubted that you realised your mistake in 4 :P
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# ah.. but you mistake that as real
you dreamed it.

edit

actually...


that should have been dreamt it...

or something.

ah well.. such is the life of a nazi...
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I fall into all of those in some way or another. Does that make me a board nazi too?
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:15, archived)
# founder member mate...
go nick a badge...

:-)

(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Ta matey :D
Feel free to grab a grump badge if the mood takes you. That's what it's there for ;)
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# nicking now as I type
cheers!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Here you go, have fun with your new extension
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)