Why do you think their symbol is a torch?


Sadly this probably would get those bastards more votes

From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:14, archived)

burn unlawful gypo sites to the ground

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:18, archived)

^

( MrSparky, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:18, archived)

one for the donut headed
one to get his teeth into
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:19, archived)

^ this

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:20, archived)

it is your b3ta day
happy b3ta day
are you enjoying your b3ta day
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:23, archived)

I'm more worried about the rise in Heather usage.
That stuff's a menace that needs to be wiped out. Destroy the hydroponic heather plantations and open heather exchange centers for gullible tourists who end up paying a fiver for a bit of scraggly grass wrapped in chicken-greased bacofoil.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:21, archived)

At least Macca's off the Heather
and she's cut down herself
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:23, archived)

Pffft ;)

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:27, archived)

Yeah but at least they'll have good luck

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:27, archived)

bloody hyppos

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:24, archived)

I was going to do something similar

but with added racial hatred and Daily Mail reading
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:18, archived)

but you can get that everyday in your local newsagents

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:22, archived)

my houpla was taken by gypsies in the night

TJ: Who made this?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:23, archived)

That
Is
Fantastic!
(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:26, archived)