Have it! CLARCKSON, THE BIOGRAPHY OF A CUNT


a massive one too!

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(sapientisafuckingrubbishname, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)

DEAR B3TA,
WHAT SHOULD I DRAW, ASSES?
-DYSLECXIA
(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

A USB wireless optical mouse

( davew27, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

I GOT WATER PAINTS

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

YES DYSLECXIA, DRAW ASSES.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

NOSEHOLES
on holiday
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

asses
FOR THE WIN.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

B3tan to it.
 
; )
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)

Why not try some lovely pastries?
Or being nice to a retarded child?
( pobblepop, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

draw this
b3ta.com/links/15205
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

That
is fucking awful.
( pobblepop, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)

Still love that.

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)

Clarkson is great
yes he's not grown up and he's up himself and he's rich and he has the perfect job and he still uses the same jokes as when he started writing but he never fails to make me laugh.
( naD, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

no, he's a cunt
that thinks a lot of himself.

and I wish he'd fuck off.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

he still makes me laugh
no matter how much of a cunt he is, a bit like chris moyles
( naD, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)

they're very much the same character

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

ish
I think Moyles would be utterly useless on his own. I'm thinking the autobiography he's writing will be a pile of steaming.
( naD, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

Here here
case closed
( pobblepop, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

*reopens case*
it's "hear hear", you panel.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

hehe
*Stoned*
( pobblepop, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

you just bad-mouthed every b3tan

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

I'm with you naD
The man is a god amongst us!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

this^
hard!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)

I agree

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

I don't.
Whilst I admire his journalistic style with 'grown-up' toys, and his delivery, I feel it affords a green light to wankers who soak it all in and thoughtlessly race around like prats, feel 4x4's are acceptable because they feel safer, whilst being much more lethal to everybody else, and generally treat the combustion engine as a toy; which these days it is obviously not. The most lethal thing to humans not least, is about six feet away from their door step.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)

I like him
he may be a cunt, be he has *me* watching a show about *cars*
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)

I love the white border
really adds to the piece

:)
( MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

( Letum Spack Monkey, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

hahahaha
see? told you :)
( MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

arf!

( naD, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

Pffft!

( Afinkawan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)