god I'm full of these this morn


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( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)

pffft

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)

Ha!
coffee came out my nose
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)

my work here is complete :)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:16, archived)

For the maternity ward...
www.b3ta.com/board/6237305
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)

LOL!
there's something un-nervingly true about that one :D

Those sperm were strong swimmers via the tonsils.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)

hehe
these shit

j/k
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:16, archived)

ace
brandy and coke just came out my nose. Dont worry, it landed back in my glass!!
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:16, archived)

That's strange ..
cos you were drinking milk
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)

hmm
indeed.
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)

if anything, it works better through the nostrils
:)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)

brandy and coke? at 10am...BRAW!!!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)

o yes
parents left for a 3 week 'Tour De France' or holiday some may call it. I brushed my teeth with brandy.
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)