if your cock doesn\'t stop working first


From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:53, archived)

EWWWWWWWWWWW
Oh nasty. I'm fine with people stabbed to death but that.. yuck yuck.
( Lu, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:53, archived)

jesus christ mongy
controversial, yet not NSFW. :)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)

i am to tease

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK IS THIS?
WILL IT HAPPEN TO ME?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)

fortunately not

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

is it a baby being born?
I thought it was a very shrivelled and diseased cock
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

i didn't get it either

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

*bokes*
does anyone want my breakfast?

it was nice when i ate it earlier
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

it's only birth FFS :)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

is it?
i thought it was some cancerous scrotum
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

I was sick when I gave birth.
Made the fatal mistake of looking downwards when her head was halfway out.
CHILDBIRTH IS NOT BEAUTIFUL
( Lu, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

conception can sometimes be like that
if you make the mistake of looking up
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

pffffffft

( Lu, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

ha ha!!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

sssh
don't tell them it's a still born
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

:(
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

hahaha
wow...
( hanke, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

Why? Placenta sandwiches again?
'ning all.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

'ning you big bollock :)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

and are you going to say morning to my little bollock?
He's feeling very left out!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:01, archived)

ning
no, placenta is for lunch
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

Placentabix?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

by jove
i think you've struck breakfast gold
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

If you know what's good for you,
It's Placentabix, OK!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)

I read that as....
"Does anyone want my breast?"

Honest.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss about a month ago, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

I am very impressed by your post
/sincerity*

*/sarcasm
( hanke, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6297070
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

I RAPE YOUR CUNTASS FIRMLY.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

EEEEEWWWOOOO!
*attempts to Yay and Barf at the same time*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

What is that?

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

Good grief
That's a bit fucking gross for a morning post dude.
( pobblepop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)