I would use one of those, if I wasn't scared of slipping and slitting my throat.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)

Yeah, this ^
I can't even use a safety razor without getting blood all over my collar.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)