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[challenge entry] A fusion of over-the-top marketing and a dumb idea ...

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(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# woo
i'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo to you sir!
(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# surely one blade is enough?

is there any real need for 6 blades?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# 6 times more irritation per stroke!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You take one stroke
it takes eleventy!

That gives me another idea..
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Is it a gillete wanking device?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# no, a spanking!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# i'd rather be pulled off by edward scissorhands
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
god, that's a sexy thought!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Only if you're a wuss.
Personally, I like to take LONGER shaving. I use one of these*



*shown 5000 times actual size
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# My grandpa has one of those
A ladyshave I mean, not a spidershave.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# i use one of these
www.classicshaving.com/catalog/item/522940/190290.htm

have doen for nearly two years, saves a fortune on those rubbish gillette ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Sweet!
I want one.
Do you sharpen it?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# yes, i have a leather strop to keep a keen edge on it.

i shall prolly send it away shortly for re-grinding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I would use one of those, if I wasn't scared of slipping and slitting my throat.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah, this ^
I can't even use a safety razor without getting blood all over my collar.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# woo!
beautifully done. Am I the only person who wants one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# but can it go round corners
at an amusing speed

and not result in a trail of entrails and plastic spewed along the tarmac?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I'll
upgrade from 'woo' to 'wiggle woo'.

Anyhow, now you have finished with my passion wagon, can you let me have it back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
*clicks again*
*and one more time*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# and yet, still somehow
5 blades still become blunt just as quickly
as a disposable one blader....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You've actually got one of these?
*Cheses with 5 &-1-on-the-back razor*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# nah...
i've got a wilky one with 3 blades
and that's just as bad
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha - that's ace
*clicks*
(Pachey, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Pffftt!!
There's no point to that wheel unlees it rolled over, much like the need for all them deadly blades
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Nice idea
Why does anyone need that many wheels, though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *shows technical "dramatised" demonstration video*
.. so you see that is why our next razor will have ten blades and cost more than 300 packets of disposables
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# haha!
you daft head.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)