RIS?


From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 350 entries (closed)

( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)

Hahahahaha
But they'll stay under your bed past their use-by-date.
( Sea Tramp full of 'useful advice', Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)

still good for a posh wank!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)

PRACTICE SAFE MASTURBATION.
You knever know wher that hand might have been.
( gronkpan, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)

fist rape

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

of a pig

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

The best part of fist rape is that the other fist is still capable of retaliation.

( gronkpan, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)

haha!
i'll RP this for compo here:

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha
that's clearly Ironman there.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)

!!
crying at the fact my condom is too small!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)

no wonder he's sobbing
that thing'll drown him!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)

/unlurks
Ha ha! Thass ace
'lo all
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)

got any cayke?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)

There's a back-log my lad!
prepare for cramming!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

*opens wide*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

WIDER!

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)

*widers*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)

*fetches the large calipers*
Here let me help!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)

COR BLIMEH!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)

Thass more like it!
*greases*
*crams*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)

back log?
best of all the *cake*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)

:D
oh lawks ...
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)

what a gay looking pixie
has he been drinking to make him so merry?
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)