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# she needs help
though

I've got to remember that 'wee mental sprocket' tis a good insult to hurl next time I get angry :D (this may take a while though)

instead of stopping my kids swearing, I'm going to bring them up to experiment with swear words.

I mean, call some-one a 'bastard' and it's dull ... call them a 'syphilitic goat shagging bastard' and you've got an awsome putdown!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Teach them the awesomeness of the underrated insults
for sheer beauty in simplicity - 'git'. Always a good'un.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# there is a beauty in simplicity
but if you force them to use 5 concatenated words in a row, they'll either not swear or come out with absolute corkers!

Well that's the theory!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Wee mental sprocket
sounds more like a compliment than an insult.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# It was
but I don't mind.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)
# kids knowing what syphilitic means?
what's the world coming to...


...and end!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)