C'maaaaaaaaan theeeeeeen!


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( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

pfft

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

wire her mouth SHUT!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

^THIS^
Hard. Harder than the hardest thing ever.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

No!
I loves her, she's such a wee mental sprocket.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

"hello Bjork welcome to OW OW OWOWOWOWO OUCH!"
^this
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

well you would too if someone came up to you after a long flight
and told your 7 year old son that your mum is a bitch for no reason.

Why do you think she dropped the charges?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

she needs help
though

I've got to remember that "wee mental sprocket" tis a good insult to hurl next time I get angry :D (this may take a while though)

instead of stopping my kids swearing, I'm going to bring them up to experiment with swear words.

I mean, call some-one a "bastard" and it's dull ... call them a "syphilitic goat shagging bastard" and you've got an awsome putdown!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

Teach them the awesomeness of the underrated insults
for sheer beauty in simplicity - 'git'. Always a good'un.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

there is a beauty in simplicity
but if you force them to use 5 concatenated words in a row, they'll either not swear or come out with absolute corkers!

Well that's the theory!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

Wee mental sprocket
sounds more like a compliment than an insult.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

It was
but I don't mind.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

kids knowing what syphilitic means?
what's the world coming to...


...and end!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

BJEURSK!
What a thing, right there

HATS!


( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

Whilst searching for pics of her,
I found this inexplicable thing ere.
I liked it, dunno why.



Unaltered pic, mind.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

I think you'll find that Bjork is quite a common name
especially in Iceland.

I would assume that would be for some kind of detective agency
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

Blah.
Judging by the magnificent coolness of your artwork, I'd never have had you down as the kind of berk who says things like 'I think you'll find...'.

The website it's from is in Icelandic & it asks you whether you're over 18.
Didn't go further cos I'm at work and THERE ARE SPIES EVERYWHERE please make it stop
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)