haha!!!
does anyone else remember when Paul Daniels was going on about being able to do "miracles" like turning water into wine and walking in water?
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)

vaguely
I had forgotten most of the horror that was Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee. Unfortunately, you've just reminded me of his Bunco Booth, and I must now, therefore, kill you.

So sorry.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)

before you kill me
I will embed the Wizbit theme tune in your head

ha ha thisaway, ha ha thataway,
ha ha thisaway, my oh my
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)

You fail.
I know it not.

Hurrah for my 1337 lack of TV skillz!
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)

Walking in water certainly isnt a miracle
why the other day i saw a two year old at the beach walking in water. So i pushed her over and drowned her.
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)

you are Ian Huntley
AICMFP
(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)

Funny you should say that,
Ian just so happened to kill my daughter. Oh the funny times hahaha.
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)

i remember him...
talking about wanking in water...but that was at my birthday party...
(storyone doesn't like flange, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 3:20, archived)