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Shedside, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

Interesting fact...

...Claims Direct went out of business recently.

Makes me laugh.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

and one of the firms similar to it

got busted for using copied versions of windows and office.

(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

Or maybe

'With your help, we can push everyone's insurance premiums up'

(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

I like that one

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Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

or how about

'we go to court and take all your money'

I mean seriously it's not your going to come out with 40k or summat like that cos all they'll do is is charge you 39k for legal fees or summat daft like that.

bah insurance adds on TV

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

Wasn't it a claims direct ad that featured that annoying Declan Swann kid?

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

yes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

Declan Swann

Deserved all he got

(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)