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(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# C
?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# oh yeah
cheers.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# If the Americans
don't blow up your APC first
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# where do i sign?
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe


reeeeepost!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# trivia about that song
written by Sarf Efricans (Bolland & Bolland) about the Sarf Efrican Army, which had conscription back then for the civil war in Angola.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# "being shot in the stomach...
"by some fuckwit yank who's meant to be on your side"
...and dying cold and alone etc.

Nice. Cheerful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# My Grandpa told me
that they could tell the sound of a bomber from its engines, and when German bombers went over they just sat around smoking, but when a US bomber approached they'd all dive for cover.

OLD CODGER FACT*


*therefore liable to embellishment
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I heard a similar story
'When the Germans are bombing, we take cover, when we're bombing, the Germans take cover. When the Septics are bombing, _everybody_ takes cover'
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# woo! you said septic...
i was explaining it to my boss yesterday... most people don't know it...

yay for you!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# if they watched Neighbores when Joe Mangle was on it
they would be properly informed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# they would alos have learnt
what the word cnut meant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# apparently
after September 11th some people in the US Army were going to sue the Army Merketing Board as they hadnt realised that they might actually have to go to war.

twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Don't forget
being rogered by a sex starved psycho!

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# woo yay?
you miss that then?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# hot and alone
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# maybe he's has medical knowledge?
Perhaps you'd get cold from the bloodloss?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# oooh - yay me
vindication.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Well, if you're bleeding to death
you'd lose quite a lot of body heat.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# When
You get shot in the stomach the blood loss makes your temprature drop real quick.
That and shock makes you feel quite cold...


/morbid
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)