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# 'being shot in the stomach...
'by some fuckwit yank who's meant to be on your side'
...and dying cold and alone etc.

Nice. Cheerful stuff.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# My Grandpa told me
that they could tell the sound of a bomber from its engines, and when German bombers went over they just sat around smoking, but when a US bomber approached they'd all dive for cover.

OLD CODGER FACT*


*therefore liable to embellishment
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I heard a similar story
'When the Germans are bombing, we take cover, when we're bombing, the Germans take cover. When the Septics are bombing, _everybody_ takes cover'
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# woo! you said septic...
i was explaining it to my boss yesterday... most people don't know it...

yay for you!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# if they watched Neighbores when Joe Mangle was on it
they would be properly informed
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# they would alos have learnt
what the word cnut meant!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)