'ning everybody. Thought of a compo entry this morning...
Those Belgians, very proud of their inventions:



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( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

I'm hungry now

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

I had a kebab on Saturday night and I wasn't in a particularly spicy mood so I asked for a mild sauce
and he squirted on Mayonaisse, I still ate it, but it didn't mix well

/kebablog
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

burgersauce (ketchup+mayo pre-mixed)
on kebab rocks. You'll be farting like a real trooper, however.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Burger sauce is the condiment of champions

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

bah it was a crap kebab as well
and a scary woman talked to me and kept being casually racist to the people serving and I kept on telling her to leave me alone because she smelt of BO

stupid scary fatties
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

haha
I had a burger from a kebab place the other night. The guy asked me if I wanted any sauce on it, so I said no. He then proceeded to squirt shit loads of mayo all over it. When I questioned it, he said "you asked for no sauce, and I didn't put sauce on - I put mayo on".
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

I once threw a kebab 50 feet!
/kebablob
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

hahahah

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I once met a girl who used Pitta Breads as sanitary towels
/Kebablob
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

HAHAHA
b3ta is great this morning
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

Haha!
Beat me to it!
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

I once saw a film where a meteor crashed into earth and from it a gelatonous substance excreted forth and took over the body of a conscious kebab
it wasn't very good
/filmIsawlastnightblog
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

I once saw a film last night where a kebab discovered he could become a famous actor for 20 minutes by stepping into a cupboard in his office
/blatentripoffofBJM
( The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

You guys watch some wierd films

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

Did the Belgian's invent chips?
and, er, lard?
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

It depends if you're talking to a Belgian or a Frenchy...

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

a belgian and a french man walk into a take away
the owner says "alright Guv"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

it's mayonaise on chips
i think
( mictoboy, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

which was the Dutch, was it not?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

not a clue
i don't even have ketchup with chips
( mictoboy, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

it's a traditional
belgian abomination. proof of karma. they make luffly chocolate, so they fuck up their chips by putting shitty mayonaisse on them
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

No. They invented
Freedom Fries and nut custard.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

so the legend goes, but in my opinion we make them the best.
but everyone could have invented them.
( Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

according to Asterix
Britain invented chips - and Asterix is the source for all my European history knowledge so I'm inclined to believe it.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

actually, there is a comic where asterix visits the belgians, and in this comic the belgians invent fries.
in the comic where he visits britain, they put mintsauce on everything, so i think you're confusing ;)
( Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Hmmm
I definitely remember the brits having chipped root vegetables with everything...

*abandons work for research*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

a cup of Tea
is the magic potion he gave to us
(although he didn't, as he hadn't enough to go round so he made it out of similar tasting spices - but it has the same effect anyway)
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

Did the belgians invent chips and mayo?
Does england actually have native cuisine anymore?
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

black pudding
and fullers beer
( mictoboy, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Nah, I bet black pudding comes from like Iran or sommit

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

it's pigs blood
i'd wager quite a lot of money it didn't come from iran
( mictoboy, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha
best shot in foot all day by...

...keyboard weasel

WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS IT A JIHAD IS IT A JIHAD?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

I stand by my statement
Black pudding isn't nice, nor is it a pudding.
And knowing nothing about Iranian cuisine I can safely make wild assumptions with no factual basis
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Well, Iran didn't
become a Muslim state until the end of the Sassanid dynasty in about 651 AD. So it may have been invented there before then.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

oooooooh!
/Jerry springer noises
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Fish 'n' chips.
Until the cod are extinct, anyway.


Where else in the world can you get fried endangered species for less than a fiver?
( Afinkawan, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

^
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3206474.stm

though it has since been rejected.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

I had
a lovely piece of plaice last night. I'm doing my bit.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

But stupid people
refuse to try. I say ban cod and eat plaice or halibut for a while instead.
( Afinkawan, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Chicken balti.
Chicken tikka masala.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Yea I heard somewhere that they dont actually exist in india
It was some kind of whacky english invention
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Curry house in Birmingham I believe

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

invented by an indian guy living in the UK I think. Yeah - brum.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

needs more chocolate.

( Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

A i'm "Belgian"
But Belgium is nearly dead...frites or no frites...So we called in Belgium...The land is separateded in three parts;Brussels,Flanders and Wallon...Only the army,the numberplates on cars,the king en the national footballteam is Belgian...Al the rest is Flamisch(dutch) or Wallon(French) I think by the year of 2010 Belgium is finaly splitted and defenly dead..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Some good facts there!
See - you lean something new everyday on b3ta
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

EVERY TIME I LEARN SOMETHING NEW
SOMETHING I ALREADY KNEW FALLS OUT OF MY HEAD
( mictoboy, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)