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From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:50, archived)

ha ha and indeed

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)

you still would though....

'ning
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:55, archived)

only in hopes
that i would get her pregnant and she would give birth to a daughter as hot as both of us that i could totally violate when she turned 16.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)

Dear GOD!
0_0



_{only in b3ta and pedo rings can you say that with the admiration of others}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:58, archived)

ah
i miss this place :)
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)

such a gentlemen to wait 'til she comes of age

so to speak
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:00, archived)

thats quite a commitment
when i could just go to the schoolyard with a leather jacket and offer one a cigarette and a ride.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:01, archived)

Is a leather jacket a prerequisite for a pedo?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:05, archived)

you need a net and a sack don't you?

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)

beat up van
80s mustache, sturdy shovel...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:09, archived)

a heavily stained Columbo style rain coat

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:14, archived)

hmm
i see you are experienced
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)

I was taking a piss in a public lav once

the old guy next to me, wearing a similar style coat, started jacking off and making weird snuffly noises
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)

Haha
I've heard about people doing that that on the trains as well...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)

My Ex got covered in Nut butter at a bus stop once..
By some old perv!

I was gutted as she hadnt even let me do that to her at the time!
( caffeinefreak, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)

selfish bitch...is that why you dumped her?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

that's the last time I take a piss
next to George Michaels!
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

*click*
You win!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:02, archived)

haha
that's the one
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)