thats quite a commitment
when i could just go to the schoolyard with a leather jacket and offer one a cigarette and a ride.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:01, archived)

Is a leather jacket a prerequisite for a pedo?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:05, archived)

you need a net and a sack don't you?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)

beat up van
80s mustache, sturdy shovel...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:09, archived)

a heavily stained Columbo style rain coat

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:14, archived)

hmm
i see you are experienced
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)

I was taking a piss in a public lav once

the old guy next to me, wearing a similar style coat, started jacking off and making weird snuffly noises
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)

Haha
I've heard about people doing that that on the trains as well...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)

My Ex got covered in Nut butter at a bus stop once..
By some old perv!

I was gutted as she hadnt even let me do that to her at the time!
( caffeinefreak, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)

selfish bitch...is that why you dumped her?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

that's the last time I take a piss
next to George Michaels!
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)