i'd like a light-based penis
it would aid bumming a gay in the dark
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

surely "......in the dark brown"?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Pfft!!
You said "aid..........s"
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)