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I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20,
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I wish I was with Bupa
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:21,
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Marvel at my water feature.
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:23,
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nice
I see you went for the giant frog spouting water
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25,
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That's no frog...
(...hang on... that's no water!)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37,
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I'll take the shaft of holy light, please.
*woo* Edit: Ooops! *gives away that he's got BUPA cover*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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Glad i'm with BUPA.
*avoids bumming gays*
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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Ditto
A student with Bupa, muahahaha
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See Double You Established 1987 ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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oh blimey
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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Quite
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See Double You Established 1987 ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25,
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i'd like a light-based penis
it would aid bumming a gay in the dark
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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surely "......in the dark brown"?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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Pfft!!
You said "aid..........s "
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity! ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27,
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Oh god
I REALLY want a Charlie Simspon bust for a cock
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:29,
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I would laugh
if that was your epitaph. I would. It would be funny.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:35,
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does this mean that female penises are ok?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41,
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Yes.
There is no recall currently in effect for the female penis. However, we at the Department of Biology are continually testing body parts for the slightest defect, at which point we will try and piss as many people off as possible by recalling it from public use. Thank you.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:47,
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Don't think I could say no
To a lightsabre penis!
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Captain V ,
Fri 1 Dec 2006, 2:47,
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