I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

I wish I was with Bupa

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

Marvel at my water feature.

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

nice
I see you went for the giant frog spouting water
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

That's no frog...
(...hang on...
that's no water!)
( Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

I'll take the shaft of holy light, please.
*woo*

Edit: Ooops! *gives away that he's got BUPA cover*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Glad i'm with BUPA.
*avoids bumming gays*
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Ditto
A student with Bupa, muahahaha
(See Double You Established 1987, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

oh blimey

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Quite

(See Double You Established 1987, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

i'd like a light-based penis
it would aid bumming a gay in the dark
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

surely "......in the dark brown"?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Pfft!!
You said "aid..........s"
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Oh god
I REALLY want a Charlie Simspon bust for a cock
( 4dam party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I would laugh
if that was your epitaph. I would. It would be funny.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

does this mean that female penises are ok?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

Yes.
There is no recall currently in effect for the female penis. However, we at the Department of Biology are continually testing body parts for the slightest defect, at which point we will try and piss as many people off as possible by recalling it from public use.

Thank you.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

Don't think I could say no
To a lightsabre penis!
( Captain V, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)