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[challenge entry] Meh

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Can you make the top bit bigger
and the bottom bit smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
This is to stop people having sex, not to be wank fodder.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Don't be silly, this is the Internet!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# And as everyone knows,
the internet is for porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Surely
they'd both look the same then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# that's exactly what she said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Cripes!
..
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# that's disgusting
pregnancy is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Im amazed
at how this is under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Mmmmmm,
jpg artifact goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Have sex and return to the right aspect ratio!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# What, you think children are meant to be that small?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# wank pudding

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# you stretched the top one too much
so other than the hair, there is really no difference

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# anybody who makes jokes about shagging fat birds has never done it!
great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
slap the fat and ride the waves
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha ^this
I bet the bottom one is a much better shag :)

Though I wouldn't like to find out the hard way
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# why does everyone think that?
just cause ugly girls are ugly doesn't mean they're better in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# humour the poor ugly girls

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
#
I mean I guess it's nice that ugly girls can get laid, but the assumption that they're better in bed is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# well said
tell you who IS good in bed: posh girls
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# amputees
AMAZING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# but wouldn't chav girls be dirtier?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Well they're more scummy that's for sure
I wouldn't have thought they possess the imagination to be particularly fun in bed though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Very true
*cough* *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Never even mentioned the word "ugly"
Who's to say she's ugly, Who's to say you're ugly? Who's to say I'm ugly?

Ugly is such an ugly word :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# lol
minging!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# it's because they are more greatful
for getting some, and will have more pent up sexual frustration to expend on you, so tend to be fucking wild compared to ms. IcanGetItAnyTime who will, lets face it, be as loose as a bucket of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Does one
bounce?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# as Zappa used to say
the bigger the cusion
the better the pushin'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# This blinds me
Starts off so well too....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# PS
Found bottom one here:

www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=23891
NSFW, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)