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( B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)

Can you make the top bit bigger
and the bottom bit smaller?
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)

This is to stop people having sex, not to be wank fodder.
( B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

Don't be silly, this is the Internet!
;)
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

And as everyone knows,
the internet is for porn!
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)

yay
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)

Surely
they'd both look the same then?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

that's exactly what she said

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

Cripes!
..
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)

that's disgusting
pregnancy is scary
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)

Im amazed
at how this is under 50k
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

Mmmmmm,
jpg artifact goodness.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

Have sex and return to the right aspect ratio!

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

What, you think children are meant to be that small?

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

wank pudding

( gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

you stretched the top one too much
so other than the hair, there is really no difference

*whistles*
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

anybody who makes jokes about shagging fat birds has never done it!
great fun!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

hahaha
slap the fat and ride the waves
( gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

hahaha ^this
I bet the bottom one is a much better shag :)

Though I wouldn't like to find out the hard way

( Hamster Trippin', Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

why does everyone think that?
just cause ugly girls are ugly doesn't mean they're better in bed.
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

humour the poor ugly girls

( gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)

I mean I guess it's nice that ugly girls can get laid, but the assumption that they're better in bed is silly.
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)

well said
tell you who IS good in bed: posh girls
( gravytrain, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

amputees
AMAZING!!!!
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

but wouldn't chav girls be dirtier?

( Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)

Well they're more scummy that's for sure
I wouldn't have thought they possess the imagination to be particularly fun in bed though.
( Captain V, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)

Very true
*cough* *blush*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)

Never even mentioned the word "ugly"
Who's to say she's ugly, Who's to say you're ugly? Who's to say I'm ugly?

Ugly is such an ugly word :)
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

lol
minging!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)

it's because they are more greatful
for getting some, and will have more pent up sexual frustration to expend on you, so tend to be fucking wild compared to ms. IcanGetItAnyTime who will, lets face it, be as loose as a bucket of water.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)

Does one
bounce?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

as Zappa used to say
the bigger the cusion
the better the pushin'
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

This blinds me
Starts off so well too....
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

PS
Found bottom one here:

www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=23891
NSFW, obviously
( B.T., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)