it'll confuse your pets

inspired by an earlier post

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( mictoboy page 3 stunner!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

Haha!
Here, Samuel L Jackson's got something for you:


( Professor Kenny Martin is beside his elf, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

haha!
*awards prize*
( - D - pissface gregg's got robot legs, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Coz men really do smell of chicken Whiskers
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

WRASSLE! WRASSLE! WRASSLE! WRASSLE!
THEY AM WRASSLING!
( hubare Maffers loves Noit... in the bum, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

many years ago
having just climbed off my gf after a pretty steamy romp, her dog licked the sweat out of my arse crack.

I can't remember if I enjoyed it
( Griffy Savalas now on Google Street View holding a dildo it seems, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Liar...of course you remember...and you liked it...lots

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

gf = GrandFather?

( hubare Maffers loves Noit... in the bum, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

he didn't have a dog

( Griffy Savalas now on Google Street View holding a dildo it seems, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

dog = GrandMother?
i don't judge...
( hubare Maffers loves Noit... in the bum, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)

Try... Try and Remember...
Try Harder!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

ah yes - I remember now
I dumped her straight after and went out with her dog instead
( Griffy Savalas now on Google Street View holding a dildo it seems, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

For you too:
www.b3ta.com/board/6605764
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

ooh ta!

( Griffy Savalas now on Google Street View holding a dildo it seems, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

mmm...
...salty
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

Haha!
Nice one :)
( pobblepop, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

Is that supposed to be a competiton entry?
You just can't tell these days.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)

it is
but it's rather tenuous
( mictoboy page 3 stunner!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

Oh no it isn't.
You must've forgotted to make it so.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

ta!
done
( mictoboy page 3 stunner!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oh my!

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

I hate cats staring at me at any point
so this is really scary
( Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

awwww
how cute


nice work Mictoboyo
( bilbobaileybarneybobs is all the fives today, 5 years, 5 months, 5 Days, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

hahaha!!
and woo :o)

3? uh oh

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

Is that a milestone I see approachng?
Been a few this week
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen four foot from its tail, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)

Fandabbydocious

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

Aw
great stuff
( emvee http://b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

Hahaha
...but I remember seeing something almost identical somewhere, I think it was a while ago.
(Wrekriem, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

Heh heh heh

( Ijon Tichy, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)