Vegetarian food would be easier to get in the shops

_{due to the collapse of the food chain and the fact that Mico-Protein is an easily
produced protein substitute even under the harshest conditions.
/home economics lesson}

From the Global Warming challenge. See all 194 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

You can shove your Quorn up your mum's Qunt
;¬)

Keep it up
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

Yuk.
That's not a world I want to live in.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

then turn down your heating, use public transport and
be a good eco-warrior
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

I have energy saving lightbulbs
and I cycle everywhere! that's a good start isn't it?

and now I feel like it's worth it! hurray!
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

I should be more like you.

( Lord Yulelius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Maybe.
I don't recycle though. But I do feel guilty about it.

And I don't preach to anyone about being green, ever, which I think is bonus points!

Nothing worse than a whiny hippy.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Burn down the factory which makes them then

( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

PSST - HEY DAVE
BURN THEM.

BURN THEM ALL!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

he's just terrified they'll ban all cars
before he can drive one, and his pictures will just stare back at him, mocking his inability to touch them for real.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

If they banned cars
I would move to a country where they hadn't
( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

yes, because luckily global warming and the apocalypse
will only effect a small region north of Doncaster
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Oh shit,
I'm only a little north of Doncaster!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Move

( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

My Placebo cd finished
I now go to sleep instead
( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Funny that.
I go to sleep whenever Placebo *starts*.

;)
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

I just got around to listening to a whole Placebo album

( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

heeh
there's a village called Quorn near Loughborough. It's very posh. I had an Italian meal there once.
( Milkman Dan, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Deer today, quorn tomorrow.
*gets coat and runs like fuck*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Onward came the meteors!
*obliterates your embassy with space rock*
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

I see glitter balls
whenever I think of space rock
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Time for the Quorn Again Christians to step up
/mediocre religion lesson
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

I was a vegetarian for eight long years
Even as a vegetarian I found the stuff revolting.. and Ryan Giggs advertising the stuff didn't make it any more appealing :)

Great pic though :)
I can't be bothered to repost it cos its bedtime but imagine a "Children of the Quorn" picture below this post
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

i'll kill myself WAY before i have to stop eating meat

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Eating meat WILL kill you.
 
(vegetarian, but I smoke and drink like it's going outta style)
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

Eating meat is good for you!
enough of this vegetarian propaganda!
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

No it won't.
Smoking will though.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

what a load of fucking bollocks

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

I would just kill everyone else before I had to stop eating meat

( davew27, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

i'd kill you first you fucking cunt

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

*innocent smile*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

TuTT likes her meat.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

hahahahahaha

ooohohohohoooo yes
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

Bacteria!
YUM!
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Quorn's as tasty as it sounds isn't it.

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

never harmed the sales of yoghurt

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

That;'s because yoghurt
doesn't taste like crap.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

I read that...
as micto-protein which isn't something I want to be eating....
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)