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[challenge entry] Vegetarian food would be easier to get in the shops

due to the collapse of the food chain and the fact that Mico-Protein is an easily
produced protein substitute even under the harshest conditions.
/home economics lesson

From the Global Warming challenge. See all 191 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# You can shove your Quorn up your mum's Qunt
;¬)

Keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Yuk.
That's not a world I want to live in.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# then turn down your heating, use public transport and
be a good eco-warrior
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I have energy saving lightbulbs
and I cycle everywhere! that's a good start isn't it?

and now I feel like it's worth it! hurray!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I should be more like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Maybe.
I don't recycle though. But I do feel guilty about it.

And I don't preach to anyone about being green, ever, which I think is bonus points!

Nothing worse than a whiny hippy.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Burn down the factory which makes them then
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# PSST - HEY DAVE
BURN THEM.

BURN THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# he's just terrified they'll ban all cars
before he can drive one, and his pictures will just stare back at him, mocking his inability to touch them for real.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# If they banned cars
I would move to a country where they hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# yes, because luckily global warming and the apocalypse
will only effect a small region north of Doncaster
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Oh shit,
I'm only a little north of Doncaster!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Move
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# My Placebo cd finished
I now go to sleep instead
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Funny that.
I go to sleep whenever Placebo *starts*.

;)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# I just got around to listening to a whole Placebo album
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# heeh
there's a village called Quorn near Loughborough. It's very posh. I had an Italian meal there once.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Deer today, quorn tomorrow.
*gets coat and runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Onward came the meteors!
*obliterates your embassy with space rock*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I see glitter balls
whenever I think of space rock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Time for the Quorn Again Christians to step up
/mediocre religion lesson
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I was a vegetarian for eight long years
Even as a vegetarian I found the stuff revolting.. and Ryan Giggs advertising the stuff didn't make it any more appealing :)

Great pic though :)
I can't be bothered to repost it cos its bedtime but imagine a "Children of the Quorn" picture below this post
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# i'll kill myself WAY before i have to stop eating meat
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Eating meat WILL kill you.
 
(vegetarian, but I smoke and drink like it's going outta style)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Eating meat is good for you!
enough of this vegetarian propaganda!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# No it won't.
Smoking will though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# what a load of fucking bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I would just kill everyone else before I had to stop eating meat
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# i'd kill you first you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# *innocent smile*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# TuTT likes her meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha

ooohohohohoooo yes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Bacteria!
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Quorn's as tasty as it sounds isn't it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# never harmed the sales of yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# That;'s because yoghurt
doesn't taste like crap.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I read that...
as micto-protein which isn't something I want to be eating....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)