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( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

and no stairway
denied
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

HOORAY!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

'b3tans' damnit! :(
I know Rob has officially stated it to be 'b3tards' but I think it sounds shite.

woo to the pic though!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

a vote was taken
and 'b3tan' won by a convincing majority
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

When?

( davew27, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

fairly recently
i made one of those poll-thingies
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

it's clearly to mock us and put us in our place

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

^ this
his argument is that "b3tan" is too phonetically close to "beaten" and sounds defeatist, but "the b3tans" and "I'm a b3tan" sound far superior to "I'm a b3tard" - you might as well add "LOLROFL!!!111one" to the end of it.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

b3tard's a bit close to retard isn't it?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

to be honest, they all sounds pretty ghey.
"I am a b3ta board member" sits better for me pffft.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

i just don't admit to it
if pressed, i say i'm a member of an online artistic collective
it got me a girls number in a club once
which i doubt 'i'm a b3tan' would have done
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

I got chatting to a girl at a singles night
and she said, "You know b3ta, don't you? I can tell."
I replied "Yes, I'm a b3tan."

She slapped me in the face twice later that night :¬)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

hahaha
classic
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

hahaha 'online artistic collective'
then they log on to the site and see pages of CDC's and Sheen pics. WIN.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

i didn't give her the URL
that would have been silly
(although she wouldn't have been able to check before she ggave me her number)
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

"READING BEACH... NOT AS SHIT AS SKEGNESS!"
don't understand the compo link though???
funny mind
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

at the moment
reading doesn't have a beach
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

ohhhh.... my geography is utter mince...
there's newcastle... then london... then everything else kind of floats in the middle :-/
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

Thats
Reading, Berkshire
( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

Haha...
When the Waters rise Skeg will be the First to go... It's on reclaimed Marsh and Floodland...
A fascinating fact about Skegness is that the original town now lays in the ocean and on a particularly low tide you can see the tops of the tallest houses...

That is the only Fascinating Fact about Skegness.
*cough* Used to Live there...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

skegness is horrible
nad smells funny

edit: you funny, funny cunts
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

just one?
and who's nad is it?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahaha
nads do smell funny - you're right!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

It is Horrible.. and it does smell...
So much that I moved to London.. which is...
Oh...
Well, its also Horrible and Smells...
But it has Gigs...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

i visited london recently to see my brother
i'd forgotten how smelly it was
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

I really don't like London at all.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

What about b3tans?
Are they allowed?
( davew27, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

Should it also say "No Reading"?
Woo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

I thought this too

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

no bridge
no shark
( jentulman carnt spel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)