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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# and no stairway
denied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# HOORAY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# 'b3tans' damnit! :(
I know Rob has officially stated it to be 'b3tards' but I think it sounds shite.

woo to the pic though!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# a vote was taken
and 'b3tan' won by a convincing majority
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# When?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# fairly recently
i made one of those poll-thingies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# it's clearly to mock us and put us in our place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ^ this
his argument is that "b3tan" is too phonetically close to "beaten" and sounds defeatist, but "the b3tans" and "I'm a b3tan" sound far superior to "I'm a b3tard" - you might as well add "LOLROFL!!!111one" to the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# b3tard's a bit close to retard isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# to be honest, they all sounds pretty ghey.
"I am a b3ta board member" sits better for me pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i just don't admit to it
if pressed, i say i'm a member of an online artistic collective
it got me a girls number in a club once
which i doubt 'i'm a b3tan' would have done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I got chatting to a girl at a singles night
and she said, "You know b3ta, don't you? I can tell."
I replied "Yes, I'm a b3tan."

She slapped me in the face twice later that night :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha 'online artistic collective'
then they log on to the site and see pages of CDC's and Sheen pics. WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# i didn't give her the URL
that would have been silly
(although she wouldn't have been able to check before she ggave me her number)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# "READING BEACH... NOT AS SHIT AS SKEGNESS!"
don't understand the compo link though???
funny mind
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# at the moment
reading doesn't have a beach
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ohhhh.... my geography is utter mince...
there's newcastle... then london... then everything else kind of floats in the middle :-/
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Thats
Reading, Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Haha...
When the Waters rise Skeg will be the First to go... It's on reclaimed Marsh and Floodland...
A fascinating fact about Skegness is that the original town now lays in the ocean and on a particularly low tide you can see the tops of the tallest houses...

That is the only Fascinating Fact about Skegness.
*cough* Used to Live there...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# skegness is horrible
nad smells funny

edit: you funny, funny cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# just one?
and who's nad is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nads do smell funny - you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# It is Horrible.. and it does smell...
So much that I moved to London.. which is...
Oh...
Well, its also Horrible and Smells...
But it has Gigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i visited london recently to see my brother
i'd forgotten how smelly it was
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I really don't like London at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# What about b3tans?
Are they allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Should it also say "No Reading"?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I thought this too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# no bridge
no shark
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)