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[challenge entry] Since I was one of the compo instigators
I s'pose I'd better contribute for a change :)


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(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# do they glue up
your baloon knot ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# seal up
your sherriffs badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# for
people with an arse fixation
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# or for
people needing arse fixation :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I reckon
swallowing a cork works better!
(afrayed, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# bwahaahaaahaaaa
i giggled out loud.

BTW, have you seen the m3tatween?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# where can i
find it?
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# not yet mate,
I'm not even supposed to be doing this!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# catch it later on...
it is mad as fuck. No... madder than fuck. Possibly the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# had a most enticing thai red curry cooked for me
by my good lady last night.

my god it was hot, she put extra chili's in it, my ring was suffering this morning i can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Thanks for
sharing that. My day is now complete. eww :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# still, prevents coke can sized turdsw of doom.
I miss that monster poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)