1st Goatse Xmas card?


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I have a boil growing on my neck.
I haven't had a boil since I was 4.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I have a neck growing on my boil
the only problem is my boil is on my foot
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

have you named it yet?
.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

yes.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

Now that's just spooky
Are you in my house?
(songsforeveryone, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

No that's me.
sorry.
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

boil on the neck?
maybe jacob dyer knows somewhere in france it can get burned off?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

and last, hopefully.
*fears*
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

i hope you had fun
cutting those hands out
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

ewww were they really wedged in that far?

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

up to the elbow
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

have a look
for yourself

NSFW
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

im glad i've got
the status bar on...
*doesnt click*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

I cut the hands out ages ago.
still recovering
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

AHHHAHHHAHHAH!
 
RIP IT GOOD!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

those damned muppets are so desperate for work...
...they'll appear anywhere.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)