My breakfast went snap, crackle and pop this morning....
...which was unusual for a kipper
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48,
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I had a bleak
egg, bacon & sausage sandwich at work
it was silent :(
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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it was silent :(
Do the meat fillings of your sandwiches normally scream out in pain
when you bite into them?
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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meh, damn those silent breakfasts!
noisy breakfasts from now on in!
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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damn right
I want each ingredient to make a different sound
that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51,
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that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
Hello :)
Hooray, I made the obvious joke! I'd get minus points on QI for that :)
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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*flashes up big answer on laser display screen behind you*
*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
*doesn't like Alan Davies*
/Has met him and done work for him, arrogant cnut
you, on the other hand, are much nicer
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54,
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you, on the other hand, are much nicer
I thought that, but I got involved in designing him a conservatory to house his precious Arsenal collection
back in 2000... he really IS quite arrogant, with the
'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58,
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'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully