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I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but...
EDIT: she gets taller when she lies down.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28,
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...She has two postcodes
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28,
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...when she jumps in the air
she gets stuck
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:29,
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...when she was at school,
she sat next to everybody
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30,
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...when you cut her
she bleeds gravy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32,
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...they use her as a decoy for a whaling fleet
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32,
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her class photo
was an aerial shot
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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hahaha
yes
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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... small objects orbit her
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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...other slightly less fat women orbit her
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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..when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35,
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....she has a tattoo that reads
"Danger To Shipping"
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37,
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...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41,
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...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42,
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...she thinks desert is a food group
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44,
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She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47,
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Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
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Drunken Vet,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:57,
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She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:59,
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..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41,
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...Her autobiography is a shopping list
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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...she's on BOTH sides of your family
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37,
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....when she goes to the beach
only she gets a tan
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:38,
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when she bought a waterbed
they just put a sheet over the ocean
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:40,
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...her uterus has prolapsed so far
she uses her socks as pantyliners
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33,
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*awards the dave the hats 'innapropriate comment' certificate*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34,
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Nooonoonoo that's Mr. J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
and thankya :P
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35,
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oops :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39,
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when she bends over
she's still upright?
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30,
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hahahahahaha *snort*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34,
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