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( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)

a toy, a hat and a surprise
that three gifts in one.

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)

Crackers!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)

Nuts!



Oh, I see.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)

you see nuts?
yes, I suppose you do...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

for buying a calendar you can have this.


and can officially wear it on your info page.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

Braw!
*pins*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)

but that doesn't make you number 1

:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)

Oh christ!
*unpins*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)

*lap dances*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)

*snogs*
*vomits*
*snogs again*

I'm going out for bacon now.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6639946
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)

the coverted position of No.1 is a secret.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)

it's you, isn't it.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)

no, it's me ashally!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)

Never seen such a bad case of autofellation.
How many vertebrae did you have taken out?
/tetchy hungover blog
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

*plays trumpet loudly*
*badly*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)

2
and you're just full of green envy because you can't do it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)

Not for want of trying!
*winces and grumbles 'Ooh, me back'*
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)

you just need more practice
or a longer cock...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)

Cheap tins ruined my spinal cord.
I have to use Polish casual workers to carry out my self-worship by proxy these days.
And those cab fares to Ipswich are bankrupting me.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)

Your behind the times
Slovenes are cheaper and sexier!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)

Yay! Yay! And thrice yay!
*pulls*
*asplodes*

Woo freebs :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)

Ning Lassie

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)

Ning laddie
*jigs*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)

*films from afar*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)

*moons*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)

*swoons*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)