Back to the old school,

never seemed to be me though.

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( clangers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)

sex on ecstacy?
nigh on impossible!
( munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

ecstacy
and
viagra

That is all.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

I've always wondered what it would be like
off your tits on speed and viagra

sadly my ahstma stops such fun
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

mind piss
sssssssssssss
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

If it weren't for the fact that I'm a nice guy
I'd like to see what happens if you give someone Senokot and speed.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

explosive
squits
( JJ, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

rusty water arse cannon

( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

don't make me repost my
arse-explosion cure again.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

oh come on!
hehe
( clangers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

i know
alwyas seemed to end up in a game of "dead flies" for me

i.e. laid on your back with legs in air shaking as sporadically as you were laughing
( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)

been doing that for years...
my trainers had fuck all to do with it!
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)