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# I was sure she had celebrated her 30th just this year!
I must have confused her with someone else.

It's cos she is tall.

How old are you? 28? 29? 17? 18?
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# she probably is 31
women start counting backwards at 30.
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# i think they never reach 30
after 29, it's 29a, 29b and so on
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# anniversaries of 29
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# christ man
don't guess at all unless they tell you to, and then underestimate wildly!
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I'm, 36
and I still have so much to learn.

Good job I'm great in bed is all I can say
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hooray
I am slightly younger than you old man!
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *breaks hip*
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# are we celebrating you're 22nd this year?
*flutters eyelashes*
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *giggles coquettishly*
*flashes mimsy*
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# 14/f/ca liek poniez!!11
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# he he
what's your PC number?
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I've got a pony
will you be my friend?

My pony is called John Holmes, he is very friendly and likes girls.
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# does he live in a stable
located in your trousers?
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# why yes he does
be careful though, sometimes he spits
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# and eats apples
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# start at -380
Kelvin
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# that's 4 degrees below absolute zero
/not a geek, I'M NOT A GEEK blog
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# oooOOOoooo yes you are
/practicing for panto blog
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# *cries*
*pulls hanky out of top pocket*
*sound of an avalanch of pens falling from pocket*
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# you're obviously not
'cause it's about 107 degrees below (i'm talking celsius)
/IS a geek blog
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ZOMG! I'm a failed geek!
*cries harder into pocket calculator*
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# nah, we're both failures
SexyPicard already said "kelvin", so it's exactly 380 degrees below ;-)

or was that a distractive ninja action?
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# but sexy picard was talking Kelvin
so it's exactly 380 degrees below absolute zero.

I don't know, geeks today just aren't pedantic enough if you ask me.
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# it's just too early in the morning for this
/on holiday blog
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you beat me to the pedantry by 2 whole minutes
and I've been ar work for 3 1/2 hours, so i have no excuse (other than the inevitable hangover...)
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I'm legal
thats all you need to know baby ;)
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ZOINKS!
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# what!
you told me you were fifthteen!
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# she does if you ask her to
(, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)