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# ..bulb..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# haha
good timing
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
# That's fucking excellent.
Are you a Dutch banker? I need to marry one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
# curses
I'm a dutch twunt, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Only if you're rich.
There was a Dutch banker on telly and he was RICH. And the Dutch temperament makes for good husbands- you don't care unless it's really important, and then you're sure everything will be alright anyway.

Fantastic. Seriously, if I were any more in love with the Dutch I'd have raped all of you.

Especially the rich ones. I need funding for my web idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *blushes on behalf of all dutchies*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# pass de dutchie to the left hand side.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# can't at the moment.
Give me till half six tonight and I will do. And I shall think of you. Then I shall remember the manwife's giving up because of his throat, smile smugly and smoke it all myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You're all just fantastic.
Although you want your heads examining on the whole stairs front. There were some places in Amsterdam where I had to come down the stairs on my bum because it was so steep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# the dutch peeps I'm familiar with via the internet
seem to be raring to kill eachother at the earliest opportunity

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# A lifetime of steepasshit stairs has made them crave danger.
Steep as shit stairs, and biscuits with wrappings that depict giant babies peeing on cities that you get free with coffee.

No, I'm not joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# they are all a bit mental really
clogs man

CLOGS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Easy explanation for clogs.
Er....


well, it's because it's so flat, the clogs are for....


um.....

I don't know. No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
#
because they look like cheese!

Duh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
# And this, apart from the obvious 'rat from a sinking ship' mentality
is one of the main reasons I want to move out there. I could earn far more than I do now, and in the company of nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# isnt holland below sea level?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# no.
it's level, below the sea
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Do you know, I have no idea.
They didn't print the answer to that question on the sides of spliffs, the dungeons, the zoo or the Melkweg so sorry, not a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i think it is you know*


*could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# not yet
but soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I quite fancy popping over there
have this urge to walk along the coast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# well then
what are you waiting for. Our economy is booming once again
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# well everyone I love is here.
And I'll get into awful trouble for trolling off.

Plus I don't speak Dutch, so it'd be rude of me to invade.

It's just a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# speak louder english
:D

it'll work
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Nnnnng, I hate that.
Before my great grandad died his carer used to talk to him in this ridiculous shouting voice, really fucking slowly.

He spoke fluent frigging English at that point, and used to just ignore her for ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# yes, something that makes no sense
will continue to make no sense no matter how you do it

some folk do need a mighty slap at times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
we all speak proper English over here. At least, most of us do.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I know but I still feel rude not speaking Dutch over there.
you've all made the effort to learn my language, the least I should do when I'm in your country is speak yours.

Plus it's a good language.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# true.
well, when you do get over here, let us know eh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I will be stood in dam square, naked except for a big furtive painted on each breast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hmm
I doubt you'll be noticed there
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# heh you said bum
i only know 1 thing in dutch
"spreek engels aub" - which roughly translate as "speak english please" - :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I learned the word
kutpaard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# close enough
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Roken in der Koken
is smoking in the kitchen.

Neuken or something in der koken is fucking in the kitchen.

Bi-Fi is pepperami.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hehe
yes, a chap who goes by the nick "bifi" has this regularly referred to :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D We found it in the zoo
tastes nice, although slightly fruitier than your UK Pepperami.

Tasted nice with my paprika (Europe, they don't do other flavours) crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it was probably trying to escape
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
# nice
it means cunthorse

whatever that is
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Not a clue
But according to this paint on my side, I am one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
stairs, ah yes. the pinnacle of our society. ours tend to be steep indeed, but we have only so much space..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# and I only have so much balance.
It is a little unfair, you must admit. 'Yesh, feel get dem all shtoned and den ASHAULT COURSHE!'

Sorry. I may have to be smacked for the accent. But it's true. And I realise my accent is shit, so it's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# are you talking about
our german-infested english accent?

IT IZ FUN! PERHAPS MY GESTAPO GUN VIL MAKE YOU LAUGHF
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Nah
It's more the Sean Connery esque 'shhh' that you lovely little bunnies use instead of 'sss'.

it's very sweet.

And your gestapo gun does make me laugh. From my urethra.

Oh no sorry, that's wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
perhaps you need some perscription NSDAP's for that..


you know, older people in the netherlands were always told to use the 'f' when an english word had 'th' in it.

fank you foroughly, you fick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# skyscrapers!!
more skyscrapers!!!

and at the top, you can throw clogs at tourists

it'll be fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Rhyming slang?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# that be perfection
bloody good show! W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha.
a joy, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# A Thorough WOO!
*Clicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# did you see my edit of yours yesterday?
woo

cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha I just did!
yours is even better, it's more absurd!

WOO

and thanks, I'll try to be even more absurd
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# welcome
I like absurd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# absurd like I
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)