Asseyez-vous Shep!
best translation I could make with my 20 year-old rapidly-fading-from-memory French O-level
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

Bonjour!
Une baguette de fromage Sil vous plait!

(That's pretty much all I remember.)
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Mon chat est dans la picine.
Ou est la fenetre?
Mon bagette est sans jambon
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

Piscine!
Ces't Shredded wheat...Une petite lait, une petite sucre...et Mange mange mange...et apres, pas des dantes!

/Izzard
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

/French kid went back with a load of Brillo Pads under his arms...

( The Great Architect, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)