Cleo minged, apparently


See here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6357311.stm



From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

Meh, still would
The opportunity to bone a pharoh doesn't come by every day
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

and if she bound up like a mummy
she won't be able to protest*


*and she'll be dead as well
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

Phwoar!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

I don't know,
after she's had all her innards out won't it be
like the last hotdog in the tin?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)

You're right, I'd probabily have to finish myself off

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

you get used to it after
a while....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

So it's bukkake and then a go at the urn like a fleshlight.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

haha!
yes... i mean no, wait..ummm
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

my mind cannot divorce 'bukkake' from the concept of 'cake'
this reasoning contains almost 50% disappoinment
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

dissapointment
because of the lack of cake
or the lack of cum on your face?
( mictoboy, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

cake dammit
I don't want cum on my face, I'd have to fight all the licky dogs off
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)

Hey KW
ever done it with a dead Egyptian chick?

"Egyptian....nope"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

heya drac
How're you today?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

Very well thank you (hope you are well too)
I dont see what the problem with being single on Valentines day is.

As a man who has had his fair share of having to shell out wads of cash on a made up 'holiday', I find being single on Feb 14 quite liberating.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

this^
I could have used that money to buy a new LCD screen =/
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BUY?????????????????????????

( mictoboy, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

Indeed! Cor blimey guv!
*dates KW*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)

thats sound familar!
'but dear, i could'nt quite make out the cdc on stings head with the old one'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)

Well dinner and flowers will come to like £60
Which is half a 19" screen if I went cheaply.
Thats £60 less I have for a new screen
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)

just cook the flowers
then you can have flowers and dinner for half the price
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

ohh how long would you roast some
dandelions?
I'm a bit poor.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

i spend less than a fiver
for quite probably the same effect
( mictoboy, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

yea but I'm extravagant and have no concept of "saving money"

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)

^ this :(
*glooms at moths in purse*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)

also
my missus hates anything to do with Valentine's

so if I spent £60 on flowers and chocolates for her she'd give me a slap

whereas if I spent £60 on biscuits and cake for myself she wouldn't bat an eyelid

score!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

You live a life that men dream of

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

result
i suggest you go and buy a impulse purchase, shuh as a peice of electronic equipment or a power tool.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)

This^
An excessively powerful drill! Or a chainsaw.
I've always wanted a chainsaw
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

^that^
haha! imgine who you teach a lesson to with a chainsaw!...
ahem.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

haha
chainsaws are fun

not only do they cut things, they make farting noises as well
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

yes
a chainsaw, make sure its a petrol one as well.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)

Chainsaws are bazoo
I was one of the lads a couple of months ago and lopped some trees in our garden with pa. T'was ace :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

Aw man,
I REALLY want a chainsaw now
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

I think it's the added thrill that comes with it
that "will I accidentally chop off my leg?" anticipation :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)

I've seen someone nearly cut their head off a circular saw
EDIT sorry.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

:D how did you manage that then?

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

I was wondering the same thing
But I hoped it was a typo and he'd ninja it quickly
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)

I work in a hospital
I was in A&E this bloody flappy headed prat gets rushed in.
he'd taken the guard off the blade and bounced it off the floor through most of his neck.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)

EURRRGGH!!
*cringes*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

I would saw anything. Even shit that didn't need sawing
Like the garden shed. ZING! Straight down the middle!

It. Would. Be. Awesome
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

Or a massive block of that oasis dried flower stuff
or some important power cables. ZZZZZRRRRRRRR!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)

tis the queen's spitting image mask?
ning y'buggaz
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

'Ning matey
Did we ever hear anything more about the Why-aye samurai?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

ooh
that sounds like an idea i had.
geordie mick, the little ninja
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

Geordie ninjas would rock my socks right off

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

no... he is momentarily in hiding
he shall return though... oh yes!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

comin' atcha
like a hat full of bums

'ning all
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

'ning!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

I was looking for a long time
which one was which

they were all mingers!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

I guess the concept of beauty was very different in those days

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

at the coins?
yeah, i know, still it looks better than it did in my dream, which was terrifying, damn you radio 4 on my alarm clock
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)