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( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)

jinkies!

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)

this poor woman.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:07, archived)

but
it is funny because she likes poo
I wonder how she will regard this evenings repast of vodka, the smell of white spirits, and prawn crackers (34p at lidl, bargain)
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)

it doesn;t matter what goes in
it's what comes out she cares about
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)

it will be like a smoothie
but better smelling
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)

If you ever see one of her shows
 
you'll see she deserves all this, and more.

Right nasty piece of work.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)

so far i've avoided her.
i did google her and what she says is sensible. but i don't need her help so i'll not seek out her teevee work.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)

she says in her "PhD"
that if you have less DNA/RNA you age faster

she is a nonsense
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

whatever her other pronouncements...
...her advice to eat less crap and to exercise more is correct.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

yes
but most people know that without being told to spend £4398767 on strange vegetables and books by gillian mckeith
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)

heh, and everyone's fit and healthy too! yay!
er....
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)

they know it
but they don't have to follow it. it is taught at schools. pizza and crisps are just nicer than carrots
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)

that's the nonsense, really.
i much prefer carrots.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)

I only like carrots
when they are cooked so much the nutrients are probably gone.

there is only one use for raw carrots. Gillian would probably approve, actually.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)

bah. i eat one or two daily.
in fact, it's almost salad time.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)

yay
for raw carrots

although boiled carrots have their place too, alongside a nice piece of lamb, with some mashed (or roasted) spuds and some green beans. and a generous helping of gravy
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)

you made me hungry for roast now
damnu
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)

i'm sorry
i meant lamb chops
you're welcome round my place on saytrday. will be doing a beef roast (not gonna have time to on sunday)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)

chops?
I made the D: face.
Chops are too much bone and fat for me. I like a nice slab of muscle.
mmm beef. I haven't had a proper roast for months
/poor student blog
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01, archived)

i meant it
come round here on saturday, and if you can't make it we'll have a b3ta roast (just you and me, and tutt, and JJ, and milkman dan, and anyone else who fancies joining it)
haven't told my flatmates yet, but i'll be roasting a beef joint, roasting some spuds, making some yorkshies (i make fucking amazing yorkshies) some gravy, and possibly some carrots. even if my housemates don't join me that'll see me for at least four days

edit: i put sunday, but i won't be here on sunday so hopefully you didn't see that
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)

you anywhere near aberystwyth? (if you are, I am very very sorry)
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)

sorry
bristol.
although i've friends who went to aber uni (well friend)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)

you're rubbish
I shall cry an emo tear, like so :'(

why is everyone on the internet who is not a merkin or russian from bristol?
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:14, archived)

WOAH. WOAH. WOAH.
how dare you accuse me of being from bristol.
i merely live here (and study here and work here) but i'm from the lovely village of liverpool (tried to find the meaning of the roman name on wikipaedia, but it was so innacurrate i stopped reading)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:17, archived)

I apologise good sir
(and now I said that you are probably a lady)
should know you are northern if you can make good yorkshires. I shall make some tomorrow for solidarity. I may even make a CDC shaped one. I tried making a CDC scone and colouring it with ribena but it didn't work.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)

nah
i'm not a lady (not last time i checked anyway)
i need flour for next tues anyway so may as well make some yorkshies
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:38, archived)

You evil person
Making me crave such foods at 3am is surely a crime punishable by brussels sprouts!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:01, archived)

noooooo!
not the brussels! buuuuurn them. with fire.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)

Why put this in your profile?
 
English food is rubbish.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:21, archived)

english food is great
We didn't have to cover our food with spices because it was so shit in the first place.

can't beat roast lamb, or fish and chips.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:28, archived)

Pffft.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:43, archived)

so give us an example
of some great kiwi food
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hitler liked carrots too
So I guess we should just overlook his other kerrazy ideas because he got that one right, eh!
(richey, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 4:30, archived)

I'd never heard of her before last week.
Then I found out that she set her lawyers on one of my favourite b3tans. I can't tell you how happy I was to see this challenge announced.
( mofaha, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

what?!
i haven't heard the lawyer bit. do tell.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

she went after eclectech over a song he made
I'll try to find the news thingumy about it
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:28, archived)

it gets a mention on here
www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,,2011095,00.html
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)

Damn, that's a good article.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)

here is the edited song
www.stablesound.co.uk/poo.php
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)

ah, thanks.
and to those who supplied links as well. i was wondering why she was attracting so much venom.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)

Psst...
Eclectech is a girl. She made the animation, Doghorse (who is a boy) did the song.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)

gender is a myth!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)

My willy
isn't that small!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)

that's not a willy.

this is a willy.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)

this is not just a willy
it is a willy with ...no, I am too drunk for making up M&S willy adverts
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 2:49, archived)

you should never be too drunk for that
this is a willy that has been lovingly extended over a 6 month period to excite your tastebuds
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:02, archived)

I will try harder next time
I wonder how willy and gravy tastes. It would have to be cold gravy though.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 3:16, archived)