Gillian McKeith: Scat Woman
A first attempt at this b3ta stuff!
MOD EDIT: 440KB is far too big to post on the board

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(dualcyclone, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

This image may need optimising

( davew27, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

nah, i think there's plenty of optimism involved.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

may?

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

^this^
pffftt...
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

nah
it's only half a meg
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

*checks filesize*
*gasps in horror*

Come on everyone, there's plenty of room in my flameproof bunker.

Let Jessie to the front of the queue, she's got a lifetime pass...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

*jumps in*
*gets the brews a brewing*

Who's for cocoa?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

*puts hand up*

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

*arrests*

( Frogoz, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

*escapes*
*goes on the run*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)

*shelters*
...got any trifle, Southern Comfort or sexy pance?

Edit: I'm in a truly ridiculous mood this evening!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

Yes, yes and HELL YES!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)

me please!



*farts in confined space*

oops
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)

I'd like a seat near the middle please,
its too loud at the front and I've never liked the seats at the back.
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*sidles in*
*brings Southern Comfort and painkillers*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

/points to something behind you
/steals alkeehol
/drinks
/sleeps
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

*steals remainder of drink*
Come on Neon Blue! get the tin cups and I'll share
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

*pushes out of bunker door*
*hides painkillers*

we'll see who's laughing in the morning! mwhahahaha
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

*vomits*
*chokes on vomit*
*drowns*
*rots*
*smells*
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

I have a berlin wall 3 feet wide in my shed

( davew27, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)

berlin wall 3 feet wide in my
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

That's nice.

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

Oi oi saveloy!
*steals Southern Comfort*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

Hah


I think that may have been a bottle of wee?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

Bah. As long as it was your wee, it's okay.
Drinking a boy's wee though - that would be a bit ghey.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

:o
I would NEVER do such a thing!

But I'm glad I kept an extra sneaky bottle of Vodka in my sexeh pance!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

I was gonna share it with you and Jessie!
*humphs*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

Aw, sorry.
*comforts*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

Suck up!


*drinks*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)

Aaaah, but Jessie
he knows that I have pohots that make him look silly while he was playing on Saturday as well as the ones who make him look like a rawk god!


( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)

Is that a silly one or a rock god one?
Send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

^ this ^
Me too

...but also- COR!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)

Cor what?

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

Pffft!
Like I'm going to admit to you that you look hot there!


Ah, FUCK
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha!
*ultimate glees*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)

hehehe
The silly one are also the crappy ones - I cant release them due to artistic pride!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

Got any Trifle left?

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)

The keyword is survival on the new frontier.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)

well I can't wait
til I move to the city, til I finally make up my mind to learn design or study overseas.
( mofaha, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

*knocks on the door*
*runs away*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)

*opens 29 deadbolts*
*heaves open flameproof door*
*looks around with confused expression*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)

Ahahah, damn you Prof!
This made me snort like a dumbass and now I can't stop giggling imagining it
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

ARGH!!!!
please use the b3ta upload thingy
THATS FLAPPING HUGE!!!
edit : he has his hand on her three penny bits
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

HEIL HITLER!

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

*burns your embassy #10*

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

/Shoots your terrists

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*blue on blues*

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

*hides*

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)

huge?
what are you on, a 56kb/s modem?
(Pjotr, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

yes*




*_no
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

MOLESTe
(Woody999, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

very nice
wooyay!

EDit: ooo good lord, how is that 1/2 a mb?
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

Haha, nice picture.
It's a trifle on the large size though, old bean.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm, trifle!
:p
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

dude use this
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/med.jpg

22k

EDIT: Dude you can shop but read the FAQ
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

I've gazed him a link to another smaller one.
Mine was 44k though...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

ewwwww
and omg it's hooooge!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

pfft

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

Needs more scat
Really.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

Good heavens

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

I think its really good
but I don't understand it at all
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)

Welcome back :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

hello

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)

BRiTNEY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR FOLLICLES!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

Is there something hidden in that?

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

yes

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)

some one wearing sunglasses?
UHOH-
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

Glees
A Brixton riot!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

Yes
Hahaha
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

hahahahahah
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)

I dont usually mind large filesizes
but thats 20x the size it needs to be
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

The B3ta Filth Are On To You!

( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

*imagines siren*
beeee taaaaaa beeeeee taaaaaaa....etc
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)

FUCK ME
that's large
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)

Reoptimised
Oopsie - its now 66kb!
(dualcyclone, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

You may
want to read the faq, 50kb is the limit for static images.

I know this because I am new and have read it :)

Edit: first time using the magic faq link, didn't work quite the way I expected :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)

shat woman would work better

(Lil_john_pi, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)