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[challenge entry] Whats got two thumbs and Fucks old ladies?

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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
And the Cheesiest Grin of the Day award goes to...

Laird David Gillespie!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# crivvens
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# yes I'm just up
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ah
i was going to say you might want to lay off the heroin
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Mindpiss!
www.b3ta.com/board/6891683
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# say it
say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I, like, totally said it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I've just noticed...
You've got the knuckliest knuckles EVAH!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha
"knuckliest" makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# haha this^
Built-in dusters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# yeah thats it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)
# all the better for
erm i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Laying me out cold with one punch at the Northampton bash?
*fears*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah Bitch
now buy me a pint and no spilling
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *drinks a bit from the top to prevent spilling*
What? You never said anything about that!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You'd better drink half, you can't take any chances
those things look sharp
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *sharpens*
you booked your train ticket yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I'd drive if I do go.
My folks live nearby. Can't stand trains anyhow, somehow they take longer than cars and cost twice as much
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I was going to drive
but I hate having to park and shit, besides I can sleep on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# thats it you're not getting any of my crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# you remind me of a heroin addict that I once met
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WHERE'S YOUR BLUE COAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# thats a different joke
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# But I likes it.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well I don't have a blue coat sorry
And as you can see I am a few cups of tea away from being legally awake
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)
# It's half 12 man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I am a Student
it might as well be 4am
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I wish I was a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I said that one day in my office back when I was 21.
Look at me now, living the dream
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6891621
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# You look like a lesbian friend of mine on that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I was going to say that he reminds me of a heroin addict that I once met
But it sounded mean, so I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# fuck it
look what i said up there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# We've got to stop posting at the same time
Its getting confusing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# You two are the same person AICMFP
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)
# So we really had a threesome the other night then?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# it is a bit
ooh what will you be saying to me up there?

BURMAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
#
Don't panic.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I'm betting
that when you got up this morning you didn't count on being compared to a junkie lezzer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# haha this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Funny you should say that
That was totally the look I was going for this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)